Track_ShovelMar 9

Girl, ain't you hungry?

https://slrpnk.net/post/35101335

Show threadFuckfuckmyfuckingass
My brain replaced hot dog with corn dog, which is funnier to me for some reason.
Mar 10 at 12:33amWeb
Show threadWhostosayMar 10

Corndog at a bar is still a great pickup strategy.

Just buy a corn dog, ask the bartender to send it to the person you fancy.

A random condog is hilarious, a wink from across the bar after that is hilarious.

But then the beauty comes in, it’s free food, who turns that down? And they have the option to eat it sexually while mainting eye contact across a bar while trying not to laugh.

All around good strat. Will corndog again.

Show threadCIA_chatbotMar 10
Show threadGerudoMar 10
For all the times this would fail, the few times it would succeed would totally be worth it
Show threadWhostosayMar 10
I’m saying, at the very least, it’s a cheap laugh
Show threadbaguettefishMar 10
would you even want someone for whom it fails? it’s a good filter in that way
Show threadda_cow (she/her)Mar 10
You will probably filter out all vegans/vegetarians through this. If this is good or bad is up to everyone else to decide for themselves.
Show threadbaguettefishMar 10
oops
Show threadtacosanonymousMar 10
I’m glad you mentioned the wink. The whole move breaks down without it.
Show threadWhostosayMar 10
Critical.
Show threadSunforgedMar 10
Save some rizz for the rest of us bruh.
Show threadWhostosayMar 10
I’m trying to share it with the world
Show threadTrack_ShovelMar 10

You know what? Uncorns your dog

Show threaddiabetic_porcupineMar 10
At least you can peel off the corn dog husk and still eat it without getting floor in your mouth