I told my partner I was fluent in French on our first date. Five years later, we're moving to Lyon for his job. I've spent £2,000 on intensive tutoring in the last three weeks. I'm currently at 'The cat is under the table' level. I am terrified.
@fesshole Cela t'apprendra à raconter des carabistouilles. Deux mille balles ! S'il découvre, ce ne sera pas ta fête, je me dis.