David Boutelier
Heliographi'm all for antelope internet 🦌🛰️
is this where the #antelope and #cantaloupe universes cross over in the name of #mathematics and #antlergourds?! 
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the antlouposophic #multiverse?!? (i think i should log off for a while 
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iris ✿ sandwalker@Heliograph go get yourself a nice piece of analogue melon 🍉😋 100% bites with 0% bytes
Jonny Ell@Heliograph I think Inspector Gadget might have a view on the Arm Improvements
@jonlawrence whoever they are, they might
PhilWill@Heliograph Airbourne Icebergs!
@PhilWill all of them are better 
Chao-c'@Heliograph except the insects. Unless deployed on our side, of course... @PhilWill
Trish Roberts@treleanor you could be out there with them in the woods
@treleanor (*praerie) (steppe?) (Serengeti?!)
@Heliograph Are there antelopes on the Serengeti? I think there are lions. I remember somebody describing year nine high school boys as roaming the Serengeti like lions.
@treleanor 
i think the antses are their 🍖
i think the antses are their 🍖@Heliograph Makes sense!
Token Sane Person@Heliograph Antelope Internet does Software Exchange during the mating season.
Magnus Ahltorp@Heliograph Nice complement to IP over Avian Carriers.
@ahltorp humorous but ostensibly functional I feel weirdly seen
I feel weirdly seen
patter@ahltorp @Heliograph lol, their version of MITM attacks
Ilka 🌐@Heliograph my fav are the Airborne Icebergs - imagine the possibilities. You could drop ice right on ICE. It would be like double ice - two negatives cancel each other out resulting in a positive. We could get rid of all the evil in the world this way. yay there is a chance we survive this.
@Ilka4You that's the spirit well done good work 😹 you've earned your medal
@Heliograph 🤘 Thank you! /bow
bigiain@Ilka4You yes! And all the new data centers seem to need a _lot_ of water. We could help out with aerial bombardment with Airborne Icebergs! @Heliograph
@bigiain no reverse that shoot them all into the sun 😆
Gerard@Heliograph @bigiain @Ilka4You
Well, if you were a large country with a lot invested in tech, you might start looking for a large nearby landmass known for being covered in ice and with a relatively small population that you think you could bully into submission, to build your data centres on...
Well, if you were a large country with a lot invested in tech, you might start looking for a large nearby landmass known for being covered in ice and with a relatively small population that you think you could bully into submission, to build your data centres on...
@GerardThornley one would have to be an imbecile magalomaniac degenerate forgetting about international law limited financial ressources & the rest of the world holding power as well to get this sort of idea. Or maybe one would only try to distract from their very personal #TrumpEpsteinFiles. 🤡
@Heliograph @bigiain
@Heliograph @bigiain
@GerardThornley 👀 but haha where would one possibly POSSIBLY find such a large landmass covered in ice haha 😬 
@bigiain @Ilka4You
@bigiain @Ilka4You
Nine Oh Real@Ilka4You @Heliograph Dropping ice on ICE.... Reminds me of this song "ice ICE, Baby"... 😂
@Heliograph I'm partial to Arm Improvements.
I want a Doc Oc thing going on on my back! 😛
J. Steven York RESISTS@Heliograph
A nice reminder that, "A.I.," as it is popularly used, is necessarily large language model, or generative A.I., or anything, necessarily. It's the current hot marketing buzz word, like "natural," or "synergy" or "next-gen." Contrive any reason at all to throw "A.I." into your pitch, and the theory is, your stock or pitch or product will be the new hotness.
A nice reminder that, "A.I.," as it is popularly used, is necessarily large language model, or generative A.I., or anything, necessarily. It's the current hot marketing buzz word, like "natural," or "synergy" or "next-gen." Contrive any reason at all to throw "A.I." into your pitch, and the theory is, your stock or pitch or product will be the new hotness.
Twoowls Elt 🦉 🦉@Heliograph I’m awaiting Aardvark Incursion myself.
Chris Kletsch
Мя ��@Heliograph where can I sign up as a volunteer for arm improvements?
AethonI don’t know whether you know, but reindeer internet actually exists!
To save you reading the paper, they used a receive and save system so that as the Saimi herders moved, the emails etc travelled with them, uploading and downloading from villages etc as they passed.
Earthworm 🐌this is so, so cool! 🦌
Wm.sonAsshole Insertions
kolaente@timpritlove @linuzifer Die viel relevantere Frage ist doch aber, ob die Internet Antilope mit dem Datenelch verwandt ist?
Artemis@Heliograph hahahahaha. It's actually true.
I've got a friend whose startup name starts with "AL" and their logo is "Al", with the L lower case. Looks like Ai. This was decided a while back but they're happy for the boost.
I've got a friend whose startup name starts with "AL" and their logo is "Al", with the L lower case. Looks like Ai. This was decided a while back but they're happy for the boost.
Entirio RotokolyLike the train companies which had „Airline“ in their name. They were boosted on stock exchange when the flight companies were entering the market.
Erpel
Dany 
@Heliograph the Datenelch returns!
Carlos SolísAnd the most profitable of all: Anthro Illustrations (just ask any furry artist)
tessarakt@Heliograph Ah, Datenelche.
Chalk Outline HieroglyphAntelope Internet is all good and stuff, but you are still dependent on an ISP.
Time to roll out "Moose Mesh" networking!
Agnieszka R. Turczyńska@Heliograph Calling @Szescstopni, it might be useful in your line of work.
Szescstopni@agturcz Antelope Internet? We only have deer and moose. Theoretically MI is AI, but it doesn't have the same feeling.
Zven@Heliograph perfect for pigeon carrier
@Heliograph @davidrevoy maybe that's something Avian Intelligence would be excited about. 🙂
@pantaRhei *did you just mention the wisdom of the natural world?!* #foss #freeOwlsurvivalsolutions @davidrevoy
@Heliograph sort of, but it's more the intelligence of art than of ificial:
👉https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/webcomics/miniFantasyTheater__Avian-Intelligence.html
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All credits go to @davidrevoy
Emily Gladstone Cole
Nextel Commercial - NWDC "Antennalope"
@Emily hahahahaaa 😆 thanks this is next level antlertivity 
👽🐦🦇🐉💻@Heliograph ANTELOPE INTERNET would be a real hit with the youngsters, we can finally get them to go outside.
remember, if someone tells you to go touch grass ... wheat is technically a grass, so go make yourself a sandwich. 🤡
Quokka@loganer @Heliograph Wouldn't they just get shot by hunters?
@phil @Heliograph maybe but it's not like they can realistically hunt them all.
Paco Hope@Heliograph I would love to know the possible "AI" ideas that didn't make the cut for this comic.
Armadillo Investigations
Accrued Interest
Asymmetric Imps
etc.