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Tasty Product 🍔

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/65032482

Mar 9 at 4:49amWeb
Show threadaltphotoMar 9
I just farted a gaseous product for him to try. I’ll put it in a happy meal.
Show threadoddpixelMar 9
Out of the loop… who is this reptilian?
Show threadTikiporchMar 9
Maybe McDonald’s CEO? Promoting a new meal there, he referred to the hamburger by saying “I love this product.”
Show threadTollana1234567Mar 9
he never ate human food before, its probably all soylent or he mainlined while he hibernates in hyperbaric chamber.
Show threadreallykindasortaMar 9
Mcdonald’s did a promotional video where the ceo (this guy^) ate their new burger on camera to show even the ceo likes their burgers, but people thought he seemed like he’d never eaten a burger and now he’s presumed reptilian until further proof.
Show threadGratefullyGodlessMar 9
He also awkwardly refered to the burger as “the product.” If that doesn’t get you to want their new burger, i don’t know what will, and apparently neither does he.
Show threadAgent641Mar 9
“The product fulfils nutritional requirements and satiates the hunger sense among the human species.”
Show threadTheFriendlyDickheadMar 9
Fulfilling nutritional requirements is very optimistic for fast food.
Show threadgeneral_kittenMar 9
Exceeds calorie quota might be more accurate.
Show threadTheTechnician27Mar 9
At least “product” is honest framing: it’s passionless, mass-produced, hyperpalatable garbage sold by an international megacorp. I genuinely prefer a CEO saying that over pretending to care or personally enjoy it.
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkMar 11

“aww… I swallowed some of the juice…I’ll be tasting that for weeks”

It was literally every Krusty Burger commercial in real life.

Show threadTollana1234567Mar 9
hello fellow human, i would like to consume one of your PRODUCTS ,ade with homogenized cured cheese, and processed wheat and seaseme seads buns and “edible” consumables.
Show threadDefault UsernameMar 9
The worst part is it made other reptilian CEOs try to cash in on the fad of eating their own slop in front of a camera as a sort of marketing stunt.
Show threadSlurpingPusMar 9
I fail to see the downside in this.
Show thread☂️-Mar 9
i presume this dude knows how shitty their food really is
Show threadmassacreMar 9
If you saw the “bite” he proudly displays as if saying “I ate this much!” yeah… he knows. Also? I don’t recall seeing him swallow it in the video, so I’m doubling down on how right you are here.
Show thread☂️-Mar 9
and just how shameless and out of touch with reality they are. like how he keeps calling it a “product” instead of “food” (tbf it isn’t food)
Show threadFooBarringtonMar 9

Also, he takes a tiny bite which he then proudly shows to the camera - as if to say “look, I really did it!”

Show threadsepiMar 9
aahhhh
Show threadTollana1234567Mar 9
he tried to eat a burger like a human in a commercial, or a video.
Show threadViatorOmniumMar 9
To be fair, he failed to eat a McDonald’s burger not human food.
Show threadanswersplease77Mar 9
he failed to eat McDonald’s product. cant blame him
Show threadflamingo_pinyataMar 9
Amazing marketing stunt. We’re all talking about it. And I can bet many people bought the “product” just to try how it really tastes.
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkMar 11
maybe everyone isn’t fucking idiot? I won’t eat that shit.
Show threadYoFrodoMar 9
I strongly suspect the whole thing is guerilla marketing. I truly do not care if a ceo likes the food his company makes. Memes like this are just part of the marketing
Show threadGeeDubHaydukeMar 9
Krusty the Klown: “Gimme some whiskey! Some of the juice went down my throat!”
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkMar 11
the RIBWICH! "I don’t mind the taste!
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkMar 11

Nothing like a product for lunch.

Waiter, where’s our products?