Out of the loop… who is this reptilian?
Mcdonald’s did a promotional video where the ceo (this guy^) ate their new burger on camera to show even the ceo likes their burgers, but people thought he seemed like he’d never eaten a burger and now he’s presumed reptilian until further proof.
He also awkwardly refered to the burger as “the product.” If that doesn’t get you to want their new burger, i don’t know what will, and apparently neither does he.
“The product fulfils nutritional requirements and satiates the hunger sense among the human species.”
Fulfilling nutritional requirements is very optimistic for fast food.
Exceeds calorie quota might be more accurate.