Lotta wipes going on. Are we gonna get a star wipe?
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Hercules vs the Blair Witch
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I hear you distant background cuckoo. And I appreciate your contribution to this movie.
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Giant mushroom prop from a children's amusement park
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Ya know. A tokusatsu show starring Hercules would probably go over really well. Henshin into a topless muscle man.
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Daedalus is back! Now in stock footage form.
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Zardos heads?
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Sea. Horse.
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It feels so weird to have a movie with Zeus as the pure good hero God. I guess that's what you get when a Hercules nepotism movie is made.
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Kremzeek's revenge! *static roar*
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Herc is punching ball lightning... Okay sure. Guess you can't afford good monsters.
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FINALLY HE YEETED SOMETHING! We've been set free.
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Minos is Mr Freeze now?
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That oracle of death table is straight out of Super Inframan.
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So death gives you new underwear?
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We have gel lights and we know how to use them.
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Why is the sky red? Are we on Mars?
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Oh neat. A temple shaped like a giant spider. Impractical but cool idea.
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Spider goddess is into suffocation play?
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That was it? Sher didn't even get to put up a fight after all that lead up?
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Bow down an worships Daedelus's codpiece.
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Glossary is evil? Oh no!
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The audience now has tinitus.
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We replaced Glossary with an AI?
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MINOS IS A TECH BRO! OH NO!
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Oh... okay. What? Why? Zeus why did you use time powers to just kill Daedalus and not like rewind the movie a few minutes?
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Two movies with king Minos and NOT ONE GODS DAMNED MINOTAUR IN SIGHT! WTF movies??
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Hercules is fighting against a Light Bright.
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King Kong vs Godzilla! As the cheapest cartoon ever made.
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A snake? Wait no this is literally just traced over King Kong 1933! WTF!?
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"Minos has been cancelled"
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Well Herc finally yeeted something into space. but it was a snake made of cartoon light who was King Minos... This movie is so fucking dumb.
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Forehead kisses of death.
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Meanwhile stock footage volcano from a completely different much older movie.
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Atlantis did what now?
Atlantis had Rita Repulas powers?
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In the not to distant past. last Sunday BC~
There was a guy named Herc. Not to different from you or me~
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Hercules gave us the moon and the lunar calendar.
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What happened to Herc's wife? From the first movie...
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WHERE IS MY GODS DAMNED MINOTAUR!?!
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Next week in Hercules 3: somehow Minos returned
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