Ben RamseySomeone in the titles department didn’t understand how curly quotes work.
Does this opening sequence count for bingo because we’ve pretty much already covered the entire bingo board?
Sheesh. Yeah, really, maiden. You’re disturbing everyone!
Any monsters but the fire monsters!
“I am Zuul.”
“I’ll use cunning. I’ll go to the little people.”
“Yes. They use cunning.”
“What does cunning look like?”
“I think it’s a long wooden spear.”
Hercules divided the continents and set the constellations. He yeeted a cow and log into space. He’s invincible, but he’s really weak when it matters.
What does Hercules do when he’s hanging out in space, arms akimbo?
Why does Zeus have only 7 lightning bolts? Just get some more lightning bolts, Zeus.
These Greek god transporter beams are wild.
Did this just turn into Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, with the way these slime monsters are jumping and flipping into the fight?
“Quick! Inside the stone mouth right next to where you were tied up. That seems to be the safest place.”
“Some gods are evil.”
“How can we tell the difference?”
“Don’t worry about it.”
That was an actual line. He just shut her up, saying “Don’t worry about it.”
“Fight them! Fight them!” he shouts, as if they have a choice.
These poor actors who are supposed to be standing still like statues can’t keep themselves from looking around or slightly moving in the background.
Why is the thunderbolt inside their belly? That’s gotta cause some awful indigestion.
Suspenseful music rises to a crescendo and abruptly ends…and nothing happens.
So far, the thunderbolt scavenger hunt is moving rather quickly.
It’s Daedalus again with the massive codpiece, and yet Minos can’t pronounce Daedalus’s name the same way he pronounced it in the last film.
With a codpiece like that, you’d think her name would’ve been much more memorable.
“They only speak the truth. Fairies never lie.”
OMG! The meridians have been changed!
“I know this shield. He was a friend of my grandfather.”
“Hercules has found the 4th lightning bolt, but this is only the beginning.”
“But I thought the beginning was 4 lightning bolts ago!”
Minos just scienced all over Flora.
Trivia: Athena was played by Lou Ferrigno’s wife.
See what I mean? Throw a net on Hercules, and he’s as good as captured.
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Hercules divided the continents and set the constellations. He yeeted a cow and log into space. He’s invincible, but he’s really weak when it matters. #Monsterdon
That temple is in the shape of a giant spider!
The spider queen’s corset could not contain her nipples, apparently.
Daedalus: “For me, the goal of science is to release chaos.”
That’s the exact opposite of science!
“Follow me.”
“Where does this lead?”
“To the edge of the world.”
“Then I shall be cliché and follow you to the edge of the world.”
Minos, you keep using that word “science.” I do not think it means what you think it means.
Minos, if you want to properly flash us, you need to be naked under your cloak.
Minos: “Here, Hercules. Fight these cartoons.”
In what was perhaps supposed to be the most exciting battle of the movie, the filmmakers decided to animate the characters with cartoonish neon outlines.
Can Minos be really dead this time so he can’t come back for a Hercules 3?
The real thunderbolts were the children we made along the way.
Oh, right. The moon’s still hurtling toward the Earth. I completely forgot about that plot point.
Hercules, you should just nope outta there. Zeus doesn’t really love you. He just keeps using you for his party games.
And the gods fucked off into space.
Yeet it right into space, Hercules!
As always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the bingo card, @randy_s for the drink recipe, @JoeWynne for the trivia, @ryan for the live stream, @paco for data analysis at https://gallery.don.monster, @combatwombat for the replay, and all of you for making it awesome!