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Ben Ramsey Mar 9

In 1 hour, it’s #Monsterdon with The Adventures of Hercules (1985)! If this is anything like the glorious myth-yeeting, dialogue-mangling, pec-fest of a film we experienced last week, it’ll be a doozy!

Join us! Start the film at 8pm CDT (01:00 UTC), follow the #Monsterdon hashtag, and contribute your own zany commentary. Cheers!

📅 Details: https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret/116190179559457014

🎯 Bingo:
https://hypertext.monster/@cherizilla/116196389768489503

🍸 Theme Drink: https://mefi.social/@randy_s/116195692562684182

📼 Live Stream: https://social.miyaku.media/@miru/statuses/01KK6WV9TWNGC0XN6Y4RZJBBQN

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#MonsterdonAlert Sunday, Mar 8, 2026, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC) IT'S #MONSTERDON we will be watching: The Adventures of Hercules (1985) "Hercules searches for the Seven Thunderbolts of Zeus, which have been stolen by renegade gods." its streaming free on tubi please watch and live post it with us! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FExpSRF6cQ

the Timeloop Café

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

Yes, the US is back on Daylight Saving Time, so that’s 8pm CDT (instead of CST), and it’s back to 01:00 UTC, instead of 02:00.

Take note!

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

We need Neil deGrasse Tyson commenting on this planetary formation sequence.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

I've decided that I like Lou with the beard better than Lou without the beard.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

“Previously, on Hercules…”

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

Someone in the titles department didn’t understand how curly quotes work.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

Does this opening sequence count for bingo because we’ve pretty much already covered the entire bingo board?

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

Sheesh. Yeah, really, maiden. You’re disturbing everyone!

Any monsters but the fire monsters!

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

“I am Zuul.”

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“I’ll use cunning. I’ll go to the little people.”

“Yes. They use cunning.”

“What does cunning look like?”

“I think it’s a long wooden spear.”

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

Hercules divided the continents and set the constellations. He yeeted a cow and log into space. He’s invincible, but he’s really weak when it matters.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

What does Hercules do when he’s hanging out in space, arms akimbo?

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

Why does Zeus have only 7 lightning bolts? Just get some more lightning bolts, Zeus.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

“You always wanted to know the secrets of darkness…”

Pick-up lines from Greek mythology.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

These Greek god transporter beams are wild.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

King Minos returning from the dead.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

Did this just turn into Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, with the way these slime monsters are jumping and flipping into the fight?

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“Quick! Inside the stone mouth right next to where you were tied up. That seems to be the safest place.”

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“Some gods are evil.”

“How can we tell the difference?”

“Don’t worry about it.”

That was an actual line. He just shut her up, saying “Don’t worry about it.”

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

“Fight them! Fight them!” he shouts, as if they have a choice.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

These poor actors who are supposed to be standing still like statues can’t keep themselves from looking around or slightly moving in the background.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

Why is the thunderbolt inside their belly? That’s gotta cause some awful indigestion.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

Suspenseful music rises to a crescendo and abruptly ends…and nothing happens.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

So far, the thunderbolt scavenger hunt is moving rather quickly.

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

It’s Daedalus again with the massive codpiece, and yet Minos can’t pronounce Daedalus’s name the same way he pronounced it in the last film.

With a codpiece like that, you’d think her name would’ve been much more memorable.

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“They only speak the truth. Fairies never lie.”

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

OMG! The meridians have been changed!

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

“I know this shield. He was a friend of my grandfather.”

Trixter of the Moon Council Mar 9

@ramsey Famously!

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

Matt Panaro Mar 9

@ramsey was the codpiece in the last movie? I feel like I would've remembered it…

Ben Ramsey Mar 9

@eigen It was totally in the last movie.