Ben RamseyMar 9

In 1 hour, it’s #Monsterdon with The Adventures of Hercules (1985)! If this is anything like the glorious myth-yeeting, dialogue-mangling, pec-fest of a film we experienced last week, it’ll be a doozy!

Join us! Start the film at 8pm CDT (01:00 UTC), follow the #Monsterdon hashtag, and contribute your own zany commentary. Cheers!

📅 Details:
https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret/116190179559457014

🎯 Bingo:
https://hypertext.monster/@cherizilla/116196389768489503

🍸 Theme Drink:
https://mefi.social/@randy_s/116195692562684182

📼 Live Stream:
https://social.miyaku.media/@miru/statuses/01KK6WV9TWNGC0XN6Y4RZJBBQN

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#MonsterdonAlert Sunday, Mar 8, 2026, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC) IT'S #MONSTERDON we will be watching: The Adventures of Hercules (1985) "Hercules searches for the Seven Thunderbolts of Zeus, which have been stolen by renegade gods." its streaming free on tubi please watch and live post it with us! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FExpSRF6cQ

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Show threadBen RamseyMar 9

Yes, the US is back on Daylight Saving Time, so that’s 8pm CDT (instead of CST), and it’s back to 01:00 UTC, instead of 02:00.

Take note!

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We need Neil deGrasse Tyson commenting on this planetary formation sequence.

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I've decided that I like Lou with the beard better than Lou without the beard.

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“Previously, on Hercules…”

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Someone in the titles department didn’t understand how curly quotes work.

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Does this opening sequence count for bingo because we’ve pretty much already covered the entire bingo board?

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Show threadBen RamseyMar 9

Sheesh. Yeah, really, maiden. You’re disturbing everyone!

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Any monsters but the fire monsters!

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“I am Zuul.”

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“I’ll use cunning. I’ll go to the little people.”

“Yes. They use cunning.”

“What does cunning look like?”

“I think it’s a long wooden spear.”

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Hercules divided the continents and set the constellations. He yeeted a cow and log into space. He’s invincible, but he’s really weak when it matters.

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Show threadBen RamseyMar 9

What does Hercules do when he’s hanging out in space, arms akimbo?

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Why does Zeus have only 7 lightning bolts? Just get some more lightning bolts, Zeus.

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“You always wanted to know the secrets of darkness…”

Pick-up lines from Greek mythology.

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These Greek god transporter beams are wild.

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King Minos returning from the dead.

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Did this just turn into Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, with the way these slime monsters are jumping and flipping into the fight?

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“Quick! Inside the stone mouth right next to where you were tied up. That seems to be the safest place.”

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“Some gods are evil.”

“How can we tell the difference?”

“Don’t worry about it.”

That was an actual line. He just shut her up, saying “Don’t worry about it.”

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“Fight them! Fight them!” he shouts, as if they have a choice.

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These poor actors who are supposed to be standing still like statues can’t keep themselves from looking around or slightly moving in the background.

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Why is the thunderbolt inside their belly? That’s gotta cause some awful indigestion.

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Suspenseful music rises to a crescendo and abruptly ends…and nothing happens.

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Show threadBen RamseyMar 9

So far, the thunderbolt scavenger hunt is moving rather quickly.

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Show threadBen RamseyMar 9

It’s Daedalus again with the massive codpiece, and yet Minos can’t pronounce Daedalus’s name the same way he pronounced it in the last film.

With a codpiece like that, you’d think her name would’ve been much more memorable.

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“They only speak the truth. Fairies never lie.”

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OMG! The meridians have been changed!

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“I know this shield. He was a friend of my grandfather.”

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“Hercules has found the 4th lightning bolt, but this is only the beginning.”

“But I thought the beginning was 4 lightning bolts ago!”

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Show threadBen RamseyMar 9

Minos just scienced all over Flora.

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Trivia: Athena was played by Lou Ferrigno’s wife.

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Show threadTrixter of the Moon CouncilMar 9

@ramsey Famously!

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Show threadMatt PanaroMar 9

@ramsey was the codpiece in the last movie? I feel like I would've remembered it…

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Show threadBen RamseyMar 9

@eigen It was totally in the last movie.

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