Ysengrin Blackpaw 🔜 AnthrOhioHercules puts his big handprints all over the Earth and Moon
Aaaargh! The light on the Earth and the Moon is coming from completely different directions!
"Urania ... patron of Astrology"
Hercules sparkly fadeout! Roll credits!
I'm hanging in there for a post-credits teaser. Surely there is one.
Nope, no teaser.
Big thanks to @Taweret for this classic Italian cinematic treat. I'd never seen this one before!
No smoking, no coffee.
Nearly eight minutes of opening credits. And, a very slow start.
Lots of Lou Ferrigno flexing.
Skimpy outfits all around, except for the gods and Minos (who does indeed look like a playing card).
Pixies handing out drugs and advice.
A lack of cool robot monsters (unlike the prequel).
Trippy animated climatic fight.
Extreme violence inflicted on classical mythology.
Yeah, this was a win.
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@YsengrinWolf I hope it's the bear from the first movie #Monsterdon
Bryan Howell@YsengrinWolf Samuel L. Jackson shows up to recruit Hercules into the Greekvengers
@YsengrinWolf Yeah i was fully suspending my disbelief until that moment