Ysengrin Blackpaw 🔜 AnthrOhioWell, I'll leave y'all to enjoy the #WrongFrogs movie :)
Nope, no teaser.
Big thanks to @Taweret for this classic Italian cinematic treat. I'd never seen this one before!
No smoking, no coffee.
Nearly eight minutes of opening credits. And, a very slow start.
Lots of Lou Ferrigno flexing.
Skimpy outfits all around, except for the gods and Minos (who does indeed look like a playing card).
Pixies handing out drugs and advice.
A lack of cool robot monsters (unlike the prequel).
Trippy animated climatic fight.
Extreme violence inflicted on classical mythology.
Yeah, this was a win.
I'm hanging in there for a post-credits teaser. Surely there is one.
Hercules sparkly fadeout! Roll credits!
"Urania ... patron of Astrology"
Aaaargh! The light on the Earth and the Moon is coming from completely different directions!
Hercules puts his big handprints all over the Earth and Moon
"Grow Hercules, Grow!"
Now we recycle miniature footage from the sinking of Atlantis!
Sucked the life right out of her forehead.