"Okay, we need you to write the end credits song for a movie called Silver Bullet."
"Cool cool, what's it about?"
"Uh... a kid with like, a fast wheelchair or something? I have no idea."
Bryan Howell
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What. the literal. Eff. Is up. With this credits song?
"I never saw Marty again after that night."
"Hey sis who are you talking to?"
"Go away Marty you booger I'm doing my memoirs!"
Why is she telling this story like Marty didn't make it?
"Now let's all get super drunk!"
Marty is literally a dead-eye. The kid never misses.
Oh they're for sure gonna lose the cleaning deposit on that place.
"Ow! My other eye! Why did you shoot my other eye with this spray-painted bullet? It really stings like crazy!"
Guys pro tip: You don't have to TOUCH your target with the gun barrel for the gun to be effective. It's not a cattle prod.
"What do you mean THEY killed the power? They're goddamn animals! game over man! Game over!"