The constellation Hercules looks exactly like an outline of Lou Ferrigno. That's scientifically accurate.

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So there's a big Hercules handprint in the middle of the ocean now, right?

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"Hercules you idiot you pushed Earth into the orbit of Pluto!"

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Okay wait where exactly is Hercules standing right now? And isn't HIS gravity fucking with the tides if he's that big?

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Chaos has been defeated? Shit looks like it's still going pretty sideways...

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NGL I half expected them to make out gratuitously for no damn reason.

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"Yes it's true. I created you. And hid lightning under your boobies."

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Sunday Sunday Sunday! At the Tacoma Dome! It's Hercules and Laser Pink Floyd!

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Okay but what if instead of a sword fight a cartoon sword fight? And what if instead of making sense, a dinosaur? And what if instead of all those things, Kong vs Godzilla?

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Pure energy.

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Pure energy.

I wanna know! What you're feeling!

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