for every other fault of this film... Ferrigno is the least of its worries

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"I am... Fur-El. Come into my liminal backrooms..."

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Oh no! The Doublemint Ghosts!

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Was that a record scratch effect? bwhaahha

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"hahaha! I'm over here! Now I am over here!"

#StrongBad

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"I'm over hyeeeeeeere"

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With 7 thunderbolts he can get a free pint of froyo

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If you're going to wipe-fade, at least do it sideways!

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"looks around at hung-up foam characters" "It's so gloomy here!"

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"And to think Tartarus was once the favourite of zeus, until he made Zeus's teeth yellow"

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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ENDS

nothing happens

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The third thunderbolt! pew pew!

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That sword looks like a melted puppet.

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"I give it to you now. It is to be used only once.

"Because, you see, it's made of cotton candy."

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"The one and only substance that can give humans protection against the flames...

"Cocaine. Lots of it. Good luck, kiddo, you're gonna need it."

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The Power of Blue and Green Mentos!

Hercules is now FRESH

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Brian May is revulsed!

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weeee, throwing around electricity is fun! let's go play in the substation switching yard.

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FIber optic headdress

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52 mins out of 88. we're past half way!

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pout I want to learn to travel by Shamrock Shake power.

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She's being visited by the spirit of Vangelis!

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wait isn't the moon supposed to be hurtling towards the earth?

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Trivia: Lou Ferrigno played two games in the Canadian Football League (CFL) for the Toronto Argonauts.

He was let go after he broke the legs of a fellow player during a scrimage match. 😬

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The Amazons of Sydney? That doesn't look like the Opera House...

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Facials are done! Time to wash up.

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hope I didn't steal that fact from you @JoeWynne 😆

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"In the not too distant future..."

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Imagine paying to see this film in the theatre.

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"Shhh! Quiet! We're in the temple of Necco Wafers."

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oh man the mentos are kickin' in

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"Minos! You're back!"

"Yes, I'm back. And I will raise my one eyebrow at you repeatedly in revenge."

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the skull of father time zapped gender-swapped daedalus?

I am so confused

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Why is the checkerboard floor made of leather?

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Rich Corintian Leather Checkers

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Apparently, much like the number zero, they hadn't invented "not aiming at the shield yet"

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PEC FLEX

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Spearmint Gorilla loves Peppermint Godzilla

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Zeus and Hera have no clue what they just watched, either.

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[DISASTER, HIGH WAVES, BUILDINGS BEING DESTROYED]

Chaos has been defeated.

?????

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Earth hurtling

Moon hurtling

Hercules polishing his fingernails, waiting for them to get cloesr

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OK, I think that's it?

Thanks @Taweret for a lovely Monsterdon!

Special thanks to @JoeWynne for trivia, @cherizilla for the bingo, and everyone else for coming and streaming and helping us all get through the weirdness that was this film.

Remember: the power of mint protects you! Go brush your teeth.

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@wohali people on the fx department wanna to have some fun with their mockup city