wohaliYanno, gang, I'm starting to get the idea that maaaaybe, just maybe, most of the actors in this film are Italian.
yes! slide whistle chariot yeet reprise!
Ah, Alfred Peccorino. I love his cheese!
This film ranks a full 7 on the hand-drawn electic bolt scale!
Brian May meets the girl in the Last Crusade temple?!
oh no, the cavity creeps are going to make holes in my teeth!
what is with the audio range in this film? I can't hear anyone
It's the Italian sisters of the Mothra twins!
Why do they sound like her?
Hercules traveling by space sperm
"Hercules is here on earth"" she says, clearly speaking NOT while standing on the earth
"This is.... froyo!"
Not really resisting the chains from within there....
Poseidon, Aphrodite, and Hera are all minty fresh!
I wonder what the Adventures of Hercules are doin'
the slime people are afraid of cherry eyes
for every other fault of this film... Ferrigno is the least of its worries
"I am... Fur-El. Come into my liminal backrooms..."
Oh no! The Doublemint Ghosts!
Was that a record scratch effect? bwhaahha
"I'm over hyeeeeeeere"
With 7 thunderbolts he can get a free pint of froyo
If you're going to wipe-fade, at least do it sideways!
"looks around at hung-up foam characters" "It's so gloomy here!"
"And to think Tartarus was once the favourite of zeus, until he made Zeus's teeth yellow"
The third thunderbolt! pew pew!
That sword looks like a melted puppet.
"I give it to you now. It is to be used only once.
"Because, you see, it's made of cotton candy."
ZARDOZ
"The one and only substance that can give humans protection against the flames...
"Cocaine. Lots of it. Good luck, kiddo, you're gonna need it."
Brian May is revulsed!
weeee, throwing around electricity is fun! let's go play in the substation switching yard.
FIber optic headdress
52 mins out of 88. we're past half way!
pout I want to learn to travel by Shamrock Shake power.
She's being visited by the spirit of Vangelis!
wait isn't the moon supposed to be hurtling towards the earth?
Trivia: Lou Ferrigno played two games in the Canadian Football League (CFL) for the Toronto Argonauts.
He was let go after he broke the legs of a fellow player during a scrimage match. 😬
The Amazons of Sydney? That doesn't look like the Opera House...
Facials are done! Time to wash up.
hope I didn't steal that fact from you @JoeWynne 😆
"In the not too distant future..."
Imagine paying to see this film in the theatre.
"Shhh! Quiet! We're in the temple of Necco Wafers."
oh man the mentos are kickin' in
"Minos! You're back!"
"Yes, I'm back. And I will raise my one eyebrow at you repeatedly in revenge."
Why is the checkerboard floor made of leather?
Rich Corintian Leather Checkers
Apparently, much like the number zero, they hadn't invented "not aiming at the shield yet"
PEC FLEX
Spearmint Gorilla loves Peppermint Godzilla
Zeus and Hera have no clue what they just watched, either.
Bryan Howell@wohali Why WOULDN'T it be?
Jay
Neville Park
Furbland's Very Cool Mastodon™@wohali yes, but far more slowly