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let's Ferrigno it up gang! đź’Ş

AAAA GLOWING LETTERS WERE YEETED INTO SPACE!

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7 ball in the side pocket, Zeus!

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Ahhh! he yeeted a bunch of sunflower seeds into space!

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"The mightiest of men..."

Oh! Mr. Bean?

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I guess these clips were yeeted into our film from the last one!

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Yanno, gang, I'm starting to get the idea that maaaaybe, just maybe, most of the actors in this film are Italian.

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yes! slide whistle chariot yeet reprise!

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Ah, Alfred Peccorino. I love his cheese!

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This film ranks a full 7 on the hand-drawn electic bolt scale!

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Brian May meets the girl in the Last Crusade temple?!

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oh no, the cavity creeps are going to make holes in my teeth!

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what is with the audio range in this film? I can't hear anyone

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It's the Italian sisters of the Mothra twins!

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Why do they sound like her?

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Hercules traveling by space sperm

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"Hercules is here on earth"" she says, clearly speaking NOT while standing on the earth

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"Your wish is about to be answered!

"Come... back the way you came." wat

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"This is.... froyo!"

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Not really resisting the chains from within there....

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Poseidon, Aphrodite, and Hera are all minty fresh!

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I wonder what the Adventures of Hercules are doin'

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Jim Henson in a headband

Nyssa in a 1920s flapper headgear

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"Ah, it's you three!"

"What am I, chopped liver? there's 4 of us!"

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"Oh help!"

BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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"You should know this is a very dangerous region!

"It's full of mossy statues!"

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the slime people are afraid of cherry eyes

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for every other fault of this film... Ferrigno is the least of its worries

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"I am... Fur-El. Come into my liminal backrooms..."

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Oh no! The Doublemint Ghosts!

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Was that a record scratch effect? bwhaahha

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"hahaha! I'm over here! Now I am over here!"

#StrongBad

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"I'm over hyeeeeeeere"

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With 7 thunderbolts he can get a free pint of froyo

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If you're going to wipe-fade, at least do it sideways!

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"looks around at hung-up foam characters" "It's so gloomy here!"

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"And to think Tartarus was once the favourite of zeus, until he made Zeus's teeth yellow"

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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ENDS

nothing happens

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The third thunderbolt! pew pew!

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That sword looks like a melted puppet.

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"I give it to you now. It is to be used only once.

"Because, you see, it's made of cotton candy."

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"The one and only substance that can give humans protection against the flames...

"Cocaine. Lots of it. Good luck, kiddo, you're gonna need it."

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The Power of Blue and Green Mentos!

Hercules is now FRESH

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Brian May is revulsed!

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weeee, throwing around electricity is fun! let's go play in the substation switching yard.

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FIber optic headdress

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52 mins out of 88. we're past half way!

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pout I want to learn to travel by Shamrock Shake power.

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She's being visited by the spirit of Vangelis!

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wait isn't the moon supposed to be hurtling towards the earth?

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@wohali
❌ glass sword
âś… cotton candy sword

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@wohali The gummi worms are really piling up!