Ysengrin Blackpaw 🔜 AnthrOhioTHE MUSIC SWELLS
I like Zeus' funky yamaka.
And Hercules is attacked by a Sasquatch for no particular reason.
Wait! Sasquatch was one of the stolen thunderbolts!
The evil gods have blue auras. Excessive blue auras, if you ask me.
Oooh! Sparkly hand axe!
So much for the henchman.
Wait - was the skeleton wearing that crown a second ago? I didn't notice.
Fish man corpse. With many pointy spears in it.
"They hold you by suction!"
I recognize that sculpture garden!
"Something lives in here (the stone mouth)."
"I shan't be long!"
Wait, his lips weren't moving ... decapitation!
"Zeus has sent me here to find his Mighty Thunderbolts."
We're now in the valley of unfinished dolls.
"You will join my forest of dangling souls!"
"With this sword, science will triumph!"
We're back on the same beach as we were before the forest. I thought we were going through the forest to somewhere else.
Yes, swallow the herbs the pixies give you and you'll go beneath the sea. To an octopus' garden, most likely.
"What is it?" (sparkly leaves from the pixies)
"Time is short. Take it."
OK, we've gone beneath the sea to get a quest from the telepathic queen and her two maidens.
"I know this shield!"
Are we re-using the chains from Minos' crypt?
"I am ready for you!" All oiled up and ready to go!
Why are the two swordmaidens looking so bored while Hercules fights.
My! People come and go so quickly here!
"I shall consult an oracle"
Take a drink at the skull bar.
Filler filler filler
Enter the Amazons!
"Rise, and let your burning flesh melt together."
"Her love is evil!"
"THIS IS SURELY AN IMPORTANT MOMENT FOR SCIENCE!"
We are now in the echoing Hall of Ceiling Mirrors. The drugs are kicking in, check out the tracers.
Glaucia was killed and replaced with a double!
"Hercules, there's no need for us to fight." What, again?
Zeus calls upon Father Time, which is a glowing electric skull with lightning bolts streaming from their eyes, to off Dedelus.
Minos flashes the audience and turns into an orb of light.
Eye lasers! Pew pew pew
Meet Cosmic Light and the Suns Fire, my two champions. Hercules also gets the neon outline treatment as we go into a protracted rotoscoped fight.
T-Rex and King Kong fight it out!
Is this a mother-daughter kind of love, or something between two adults?
Sucked the life right out of her forehead.
Now we recycle miniature footage from the sinking of Atlantis!
"Grow Hercules, Grow!"
rebeld 🇨🇦 has moved@YsengrinWolf Sucked the life right out of this movie amirite?