HollieWait what.....didn't we watch this last week....
You know it's a good movie when they flash back to the movie before it
Oh yeah, the flood that cleaned the house! We should really be lucky enough to have more floods
Oh this is great, I missed the last half of last week's movie but I can really get a picture of what happened
Why is that woman holding an exploding television in ancient Greece
Alberto Spagnoli, Italy's greatest pasta manufacturer
The pixelated fire sword! Omg it's so real! Why did we even bother progressing in movie effects when we nailed it here so fully
Wait did he ever marry that babe with the face veil? I didn't see the end
You've done nothing, sure, except shake those silken flanks around you hussy
Chaining virgins to rocks, the start of so many quality stories
"Having faith is difficult, my sister, when your perm turned out so much better than mine"
When did we stop putting rivets in clothing, and why
"We need cunning! I'll go to the little people"
"Yes, they use cunning to survive!"
When Bougie people are under strain
Oh I see Hercules is about to get another babe
Who will be RIVETED TO HIM hahahAHAhhahah
get it
Glossia is the woman who makes everyone's lips so shiny
Who Ken Doll'ed Hercules
He should at least ride a draft horse
"I did everything Hercules did except backward and in a furry suit"
I wish people could call my name and I'd just burst out of a purple flashing light. Holding coffee. And a book. And a pissy expression, like SERIOUSLY WHAT NOW
"This is....HAN SOLO"
Just kidding it's some other guy we froze
(yes yes I know it's not carbonite)
I like how he's dead but he still squints when the blood runs over his eyes, as you do
Hahahaha I love how he goes from skeletal remains to gold-clad glowing human man, and he's like, "Great, what do you guys want now"
Okay I say this as someone who used to be a massage therapist and has taken a lot of anatomy classes: how do those pectorals not actually hurt
How is walking straight
The slime people who hold you by suction, sure
Okay look they get you by suction so QUICK, EVERYONE, GRAB A CONCAVE SURFACE
A lot of body oil in this movie
Hahaha he flexes his chest when he's trying to punctuate something he's said
I want to know if that habit developed before or after making this movie
You can get those for $4 a piece the day after Halloween at JoAnn's
We could make a Hercules drinking game but for fitness, like every time he flexes his pecs, do a squat
Well we know who sucks at hiding thunderbolts
A Grecian beaver: You're telling me sticks made this river?
Someone at some point will need to thank the little people
Flora! Change time! Spring forward!
She's just getting the run around
Thirty minutes left
Be strong!
Strong like Hecules!
He's pretty ungrateful for a guy who was a pile of bones an hour ago
It must be fun to take mushrooms
Glossia, we lossia
Won't protect him from pure energy, huh? Information Society might have something to say about that
Oh god it's like someone smoked a lot of weed and then watched Tron and was like, "BUT....GREECE....hear me out"
They're going to need SO much family therapy after this
The city is like "Everything is stupid, let's burn"
Man they're making it harder and harder for him to find a girlfriend
Love how the star is right there in his nostril, like a galactic bat in the cave
Don Hawkins - W7DAH
Andrew ReidMaybe more than that, the Tubi ads are eating up a lot of the time too.
#monsterdon #herulces1985
Neia masks
Cherizilla@hollie Those must be self-oiling pecs.
@cherizilla Nothing else makes sense
JesseI love Sunday evenings, I get all these amazing, context-less toots since I have Monsterdon muted (sorry, love y'all, do NOT love horror movies).
Side note — "The Self-oiling Pecs" is now on my list of amazing band names.
@jessekelber @cherizilla 😂 I can’t imagine what this must look like to folks who don’t participate
Trixter of the Moon Council@hollie Second only to the cocaine budget.