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Writer | Storyteller | Wanderer of forest paths
 | Gray Beard

Brand writer and executive ghostwriter by day (currently freelance), aspiring novelist by every other waking hour (First novel is in revision now).

Dog dad to Rufus, aka Sir Dingus, the Cattle Dog mix.

If I'm not here, I'm probably walking in the woods somewhere...

Freelance homepagehttps://www.jessekelber.com/
Bloghttps://ILikeHowYouThink.com

Anyone else's doggo do this?

#DogsOfMastodon

so I got laid off again, for stupid AI-pilled reasons.

Anybody need a writer or editor with:
- 8+ years of technical writer/content strategist experience, mostly in software
- One published short fiction anthology (as editor)
- A master's degree in sociolinguistics
- A knack for learning new content management systems
- A love of working with invested SMEs
- A basic understanding of web dev
- Strong boundaries
- An aversion to generative AI?

Prioritizing remote work in Canada.
#GetFediHired

How does a sense of place impact us? - I like How You Think

Sigh. It’s finally time. I have to say goodbye to my beloved Subaru. After I got hired at my last in-house role, I was ecstatic that I was not only...

I like How You Think

Uhhh...that's not an elevator.
Anyway.

#Seattle #WTF

#WritersCoffeeClub 3/24: Do you have a writerly "third place"?

Nope. And shit's getting ugly around here.

#WritersOfMastodon #WritingCommunity #AmWriting

#WordWeavers 3/24: Tell us about something positive you experienced because of writing.

Myself.

#AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Hey writers and fellow Fedi-creatives, I need recommendations if you have a moment.

I need an artist who can do a sigil for me. I've got the design in mind, I just can't draw.

Trying to find my focus on this WIP and hoping having this image in front of me will help as it will be a huge part of the plot.

I can pay, just not much as I'm still mostly unemployed.

Boosts and/or additional hashtags for reach are also much appreciated!

#WritersOfMastodon #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #Writing

Time for a band name dump? Time for a band name dump:

* Protest Toilet
* Killer Fondue
* The Wordy Shambles
* Dropkick the Hampster
* Stochastic Birdsong

And just for the hell of it, a few concept album name options:

* The Eeyore Shuffle
* A low standard of administrative competance
* The pied piper of literacy

#AmWriting #AtLeastIShouldBe
#WritersOfMastodon #WritingCommunity #RandomShit

How's my Sunday, asked nobody?
I'll tell you anyway, apropos of NOTHING, my brain just came up with this:

"Annie Okra, the mushiest vegetable in the west."

I want answers.