Writer | Storyteller | Wanderer of forest paths | Gray Beard
Brand writer and executive ghostwriter by day (currently freelance), aspiring novelist by every other waking hour (First novel is in revision now).
Dog dad to Rufus, aka Sir Dingus, the Cattle Dog mix.
If I'm not here, I'm probably walking in the woods somewhere...
| Freelance homepage | https://www.jessekelber.com/ |
| Blog | https://ILikeHowYouThink.com |
Hey writers and fellow Fedi-creatives, I need recommendations if you have a moment.
I need an artist who can do a sigil for me. I've got the design in mind, I just can't draw.
Trying to find my focus on this WIP and hoping having this image in front of me will help as it will be a huge part of the plot.
I can pay, just not much as I'm still mostly unemployed.
Boosts and/or additional hashtags for reach are also much appreciated!
Time for a band name dump? Time for a band name dump:
* Protest Toilet
* Killer Fondue
* The Wordy Shambles
* Dropkick the Hampster
* Stochastic Birdsong
And just for the hell of it, a few concept album name options:
* The Eeyore Shuffle
* A low standard of administrative competance
* The pied piper of literacy
#AmWriting #AtLeastIShouldBe
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How's my Sunday, asked nobody?
I'll tell you anyway, apropos of NOTHING, my brain just came up with this:
"Annie Okra, the mushiest vegetable in the west."
I want answers.
I'm please to announce that Rufus has narrowed the field and his most favorite pillow in the whole house...is my left calcaneus.*
Pictures are not available because I don't bend that way.
#DogsOfMastodon #SirDingusMcSplootypants
*heel bone
Today's adventure took us out to the river to see what they meant by "flooding" this round. Can confirm, much water where generally there is none.
Sir Dingus (Rufus) was, as expected, unimpressed yet thoroughly excited.
Also, I may have found the one and only scenario where Chacos and khakis may not, in fact, be the right choice...even in Seattle.
#SeattleWx #Seattle #PNW #PNWWx #DogsOfMastodon #SirDingusMcSplootypants
"Why did you 'wit wit' when you heard a 'woo'?"
Is a sentence I just heard.
Yes, I'm watching a British panel show, why do you ask?
Last night's Dingus pose of all poses.
"Lemme just punch you in the nose real quick..."
New construction across the street.
I call them The Pillars of Retinal Destruction.
Anyone out there in writer/editor fedi know of a good editing course I could look into? I'd like to be able to market myself as an editor as well as a writer.
#AmWriting #AmEditing #WritersOfMastodon #WritingCommunity #editing
Editing my own work just now:
"improve reliability by storing multiple redundant copies..."
Really? 'MULTIPLE redundant copies'
Really?!
FFS...🤦♂️