Oh yeah, the flood that cleaned the house! We should really be lucky enough to have more floods

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Oh this is great, I missed the last half of last week's movie but I can really get a picture of what happened

Why is that woman holding an exploding television in ancient Greece

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Alberto Spagnoli, Italy's greatest pasta manufacturer

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The pixelated fire sword! Omg it's so real! Why did we even bother progressing in movie effects when we nailed it here so fully

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Wait did he ever marry that babe with the face veil? I didn't see the end

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You've done nothing, sure, except shake those silken flanks around you hussy

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Chaining virgins to rocks, the start of so many quality stories

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"Having faith is difficult, my sister, when your perm turned out so much better than mine"

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When did we stop putting rivets in clothing, and why

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"We need cunning! I'll go to the little people"

"Yes, they use cunning to survive!"

When Bougie people are under strain

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Oh I see Hercules is about to get another babe

Who will be RIVETED TO HIM hahahAHAhhahah

get it

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Glossia is the woman who makes everyone's lips so shiny

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Who Ken Doll'ed Hercules

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He should at least ride a draft horse

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"I did everything Hercules did except backward and in a furry suit"

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I wish people could call my name and I'd just burst out of a purple flashing light. Holding coffee. And a book. And a pissy expression, like SERIOUSLY WHAT NOW

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"This is....HAN SOLO"

Just kidding it's some other guy we froze

(yes yes I know it's not carbonite)

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I like how he's dead but he still squints when the blood runs over his eyes, as you do

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Hahahaha I love how he goes from skeletal remains to gold-clad glowing human man, and he's like, "Great, what do you guys want now"

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Okay I say this as someone who used to be a massage therapist and has taken a lot of anatomy classes: how do those pectorals not actually hurt

How is walking straight

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The slime people who hold you by suction, sure

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Okay look they get you by suction so QUICK, EVERYONE, GRAB A CONCAVE SURFACE

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A lot of body oil in this movie

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This fighting is riveting!

Sorry I can't stop

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Hahaha he flexes his chest when he's trying to punctuate something he's said

I want to know if that habit developed before or after making this movie

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She didn't see that coming

HAR AHRRHahhahrh

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You can get those for $4 a piece the day after Halloween at JoAnn's

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We could make a Hercules drinking game but for fitness, like every time he flexes his pecs, do a squat

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Well we know who sucks at hiding thunderbolts

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A Grecian beaver: You're telling me sticks made this river?

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Someone at some point will need to thank the little people

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Flora! Change time! Spring forward!

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She's just getting the run around

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Thirty minutes left
Be strong!
Strong like Hecules!

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He's pretty ungrateful for a guy who was a pile of bones an hour ago

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It must be fun to take mushrooms

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Won't protect him from pure energy, huh? Information Society might have something to say about that

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Oh god it's like someone smoked a lot of weed and then watched Tron and was like, "BUT....GREECE....hear me out"

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They're going to need SO much family therapy after this

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The city is like "Everything is stupid, let's burn"

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Man they're making it harder and harder for him to find a girlfriend

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Love how the star is right there in his nostril, like a galactic bat in the cave

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So THAT'S what the constellation of the guy in a miniskirt is

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It was so bad, so good, so bad, also good, and yet, BAD! 😂

Thanks for the laughs everyone!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

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@hollie that made me laugh until I couldn't breathe mostly
@amyfou 😂 Awww, yay! Sunday nights are so fun