Cactuar JoeMar 9

Folks it is now ONE HOUR until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. Best set up a hashtag filter if you want to avoid it.

If you want to join in, this week we're watching THE ADVENTURES OF HERCULES (1985), the sequel to last week's Hercules. It's still got Lou Ferrigno, which kinda surprised me -- usually the Herc of Choice doesn't come back when they do A Second Hercules Movie.

Anyway, the flick's free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/476693/the-adventures-of-hercules

Or you can download from Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/the.-adventures.-of.-hercules.-hd.-1985

Either way, should be a blast. See you in an hour!

#Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #Horror #Scifi

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Whoops, lost track of time. Three minutes until #MONSTERDON :o
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💡 TURN DOWN YOUR CREDITS 💡

(wow those are bright)

#Monsterdon

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Once upon a time, a god dropped a lightbulb in the dark... #Monsterdon
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MARBLE MADNESS #Monsterdon
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Gettin' all the wub wub wub #Monsterdon
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Hey, nice moon. ♫ In the not too distant future~ ♪ #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9

The mightiest of all men! Hercules!

Me:

#Monsterdon

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
...Uh, call me crazy but I don't remember that robot fly making baby noises last time. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Oh man, remember when Herc fucked up the hydrology of a whole region just because he was too lazy to pick up a shovel? Wow, what a hero. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
...I gotta say, as far as recaps go, this one is not what I'd call illuminating. I think they're just kind of making it obvious how little sense the first film made. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Guys I was already sleepy and Watch This Shit You Saw Already But In Five Second Clips is *not* helping. #Monsterdon
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AND LEWIS COATES DID HIS DARNDEST! #Monsterdon
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"oNE DAY FOOLISH AND ENVIOUS GODS--"

shown here in Caution Tape-o-vision #Monsterdon

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"Be quiet, maiden!"

I'm posting on Reddit!

#Monsterdon

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"The moon is high!"

And so a-

#Monsterdon

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
THE BEAST OF TANAGRA!?!? #Monsterdon
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Real Xena-level costume quality here. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9

much writing

very script

wow

#Monsterdon

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9

"I'd be willing to die"

Listen lady, *I'LL* make the jokes about the atrocious writing, thank you.

#Monsterdon

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
...You couldn't find footage of a bird flying at sunset? You had to do a seven-frame animation of one? #Monsterdon
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"Oh Mothra, hear me..."

#Monsterdon

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I WAS JOKING O_O

#Monsterdon

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Yes, thank you, we saw the recap, can we move on? #Monsterdon
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Hey, Zeus. New perm? Looks good. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9

Hey, UFO.

Unidentified Ferrigno Object :D

#Monsterdon

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First thing back on earth, what's Herc do? Get in a scrap with a bear. #Monsterdon
Mar 9 at 1:18amWeb
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
...I take it back, it's not a bear, it's an alsatian fursona. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Wait, it was the LIGHTNING BOLT's fursona? #Monsterdon
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"I know that because I hold the lifesaver of prophecy" #Monsterdon
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...So she hired Hegseth? #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Call me obtuse, but I suspect the glowing thing does not contain the secrets of *darkness* per se. #Monsterdon
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Gnnnnnnnnnnhuuuuuurrrrrr this lucite is HEAVY #Monsterdon
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Ha ha ha lady gave him the zip zop of death :D #Monsterdon
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XD XD XD what IS this scene??? #Monsterdon
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"UGH god it's in my EYE" #Monsterdon
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So they went to all the trouble of getting themselves a badass mercenary to fight Herc, only to gut him like a chicken to bring THIS guy back to life? #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
I dunno man, even the soundtrack seems bored by this sequel. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9

Urania kidnapped by Slime People!? That's w--

#Monsterdon

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
We rented a pneumatic catapult and by god we're gonna use it. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Look, the first Ator movie had better cinematography than this film. Do you understand how tragic that is? #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Herc, suddenly oiled up. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9

"They look so real..."

They're... They're people in caked makeup. C'mon. #Monsterdon

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"Fight them!"

Oh, Herc's a tactical master all right. #Monsterdon

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Again, Lou's physique actually seems to cause him more problems than it's worth. That pointing back gesture he made? Stiff as FUCK. He'd be more convincing as powerful if he were LESS buff. #Monsterdon
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Whoops, statue is having trouble standing still :P #Monsterdon
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What a terribly proportioned Medusa :/ #Monsterdon
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@CactuarJoe Because they went into the "stone mouth" #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985
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