Cactuar JoeMar 9

Folks it is now ONE HOUR until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. Best set up a hashtag filter if you want to avoid it.

If you want to join in, this week we're watching THE ADVENTURES OF HERCULES (1985), the sequel to last week's Hercules. It's still got Lou Ferrigno, which kinda surprised me -- usually the Herc of Choice doesn't come back when they do A Second Hercules Movie.

Anyway, the flick's free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/476693/the-adventures-of-hercules

Or you can download from Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/the.-adventures.-of.-hercules.-hd.-1985

Either way, should be a blast. See you in an hour!

#Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #Horror #Scifi

Tubi is the largest free movie and TV streaming service in the US. We are not available in Europe due to changes in EU laws.

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Whoops, lost track of time. Three minutes until #MONSTERDON :o
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💡 TURN DOWN YOUR CREDITS 💡

(wow those are bright)

#Monsterdon

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Once upon a time, a god dropped a lightbulb in the dark... #Monsterdon
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MARBLE MADNESS #Monsterdon
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Gettin' all the wub wub wub #Monsterdon
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Hey, nice moon. ♫ In the not too distant future~ ♪ #Monsterdon
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The mightiest of all men! Hercules!

Me:

#Monsterdon

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...Uh, call me crazy but I don't remember that robot fly making baby noises last time. #Monsterdon
Mar 9 at 1:04amWeb
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Oh man, remember when Herc fucked up the hydrology of a whole region just because he was too lazy to pick up a shovel? Wow, what a hero. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
...I gotta say, as far as recaps go, this one is not what I'd call illuminating. I think they're just kind of making it obvious how little sense the first film made. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Guys I was already sleepy and Watch This Shit You Saw Already But In Five Second Clips is *not* helping. #Monsterdon
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AND LEWIS COATES DID HIS DARNDEST! #Monsterdon
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"oNE DAY FOOLISH AND ENVIOUS GODS--"

shown here in Caution Tape-o-vision #Monsterdon

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"Be quiet, maiden!"

I'm posting on Reddit!

#Monsterdon

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"The moon is high!"

And so a-

#Monsterdon

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
THE BEAST OF TANAGRA!?!? #Monsterdon
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Real Xena-level costume quality here. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9

much writing

very script

wow

#Monsterdon

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9

"I'd be willing to die"

Listen lady, *I'LL* make the jokes about the atrocious writing, thank you.

#Monsterdon

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
...You couldn't find footage of a bird flying at sunset? You had to do a seven-frame animation of one? #Monsterdon
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"Oh Mothra, hear me..."

#Monsterdon

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I WAS JOKING O_O

#Monsterdon

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Yes, thank you, we saw the recap, can we move on? #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Hey, Zeus. New perm? Looks good. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9

Hey, UFO.

Unidentified Ferrigno Object :D

#Monsterdon

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
First thing back on earth, what's Herc do? Get in a scrap with a bear. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
...I take it back, it's not a bear, it's an alsatian fursona. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 9
Wait, it was the LIGHTNING BOLT's fursona? #Monsterdon
Show threadNeia masksMar 9
@CactuarJoe I too add a leather hem to my garments. It makes washing them fun!

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985