Cactuar Joe💡 TURN DOWN YOUR CREDITS 💡
(wow those are bright)
Once upon a time, a god dropped a lightbulb in the dark... #Monsterdon
MARBLE MADNESS #Monsterdon
Gettin' all the wub wub wub #Monsterdon
Hey, nice moon. ♫ In the not too distant future~ ♪ #Monsterdon
...Uh, call me crazy but I don't remember that robot fly making baby noises last time. #Monsterdon
Oh man, remember when Herc fucked up the hydrology of a whole region just because he was too lazy to pick up a shovel? Wow, what a hero. #Monsterdon
...I gotta say, as far as recaps go, this one is not what I'd call illuminating. I think they're just kind of making it obvious how little sense the first film made. #Monsterdon
Guys I was already sleepy and Watch This Shit You Saw Already But In Five Second Clips is *not* helping. #Monsterdon
AND LEWIS COATES DID HIS DARNDEST! #Monsterdon
"oNE DAY FOOLISH AND ENVIOUS GODS--"
shown here in Caution Tape-o-vision #Monsterdon
THE BEAST OF TANAGRA!?!? #Monsterdon
Real Xena-level costume quality here. #Monsterdon
"I'd be willing to die"
Listen lady, *I'LL* make the jokes about the atrocious writing, thank you.
...You couldn't find footage of a bird flying at sunset? You had to do a seven-frame animation of one? #Monsterdon
"Oh Mothra, hear me..."
I WAS JOKING O_O
Yes, thank you, we saw the recap, can we move on? #Monsterdon
Hey, Zeus. New perm? Looks good. #Monsterdon
First thing back on earth, what's Herc do? Get in a scrap with a bear. #Monsterdon
...I take it back, it's not a bear, it's an alsatian fursona. #Monsterdon
Wait, it was the LIGHTNING BOLT's fursona? #Monsterdon
"I know that because I hold the lifesaver of prophecy" #Monsterdon
...So she hired Hegseth? #Monsterdon
Call me obtuse, but I suspect the glowing thing does not contain the secrets of *darkness* per se. #Monsterdon
Gnnnnnnnnnnhuuuuuurrrrrr this lucite is HEAVY #Monsterdon
Ha ha ha lady gave him the zip zop of death :D #Monsterdon
XD XD XD what IS this scene??? #Monsterdon
"UGH god it's in my EYE" #Monsterdon
So they went to all the trouble of getting themselves a badass mercenary to fight Herc, only to gut him like a chicken to bring THIS guy back to life? #Monsterdon
I dunno man, even the soundtrack seems bored by this sequel. #Monsterdon
We rented a pneumatic catapult and by god we're gonna use it. #Monsterdon
Look, the first Ator movie had better cinematography than this film. Do you understand how tragic that is? #Monsterdon
Herc, suddenly oiled up. #Monsterdon
KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)