@spiegelmama You could make up all kinds of stories about this but I'm gonna say she drank too much on a Saturday night out. Heels were killing her feeters.
@GPJohnston The story I made up is that she wore fancy shoes to a job interview and regretted it dearly.
@GPJohnston Honestly one of my favorite street shots ever. I did good. I even purposely de-focused the cars so you can't read their plates. Patting my own back for a second.
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Ooh, the Chicago Party Aunt was here!
@HubCityLocal I did not know such women had a label! Neat. 😁
@spiegelmama God, how many times has this happened to me!

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Raptured

@MedeaVanamonde That's always my first thought. But: no other clothes. Was she walking down the street nude except for her shoes? Is that pure enough to get you raptured? Or did god pull her into heaven without her shoes, like some celestial Tarantino?

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“All the parking meters got ‘upgraded’ to teleportation stations, but I swear I’m gonna just go back to driving and walking. I can’t keep showing up places barefoot!”

@anne The transporter can keep my damned bra, too.

@spiegelmama @anne "What? I'm braless? Well, damn. It's that transporter bug again. What can you do?"

:D

@Mark_self Thank you!
@spiegelmama as if feeling free from the hardships of the day, she sweated barefoot towards her dream🤩

@spiegelmama "Lovely Rita, Meter Maid"

... got abducted by aliens.