Ben

🚨🚨 URGENT ALERT 🚨🚨

I look extraordinarily handsome today

Mar 7 at 12:06pmWeb
Show threadDulce MariaMar 7
@TheBreadmonkey this toot deserves a pic
Show threadMay Likes TorontoMar 7
@DulceMaria @TheBreadmonkey I concur
Show threadPalmAndNeedleMar 7
@mayintoronto @DulceMaria @TheBreadmonkey otherwise, I'm inclined to say, this did not occur at all
Show threadwebhatMar 7
@PalmAndNeedle @mayintoronto @DulceMaria @TheBreadmonkey I think you need to subscribe to his OnlyBens
Show threadPalmAndNeedleMar 7
@webhat @mayintoronto @DulceMaria @TheBreadmonkey  
Show threadBenMar 7
@PalmAndNeedle @webhat @mayintoronto @DulceMaria 😂
Show threadVerđandi K SoldustyMar 7
@DulceMaria @TheBreadmonkey
Indeed. What is it they say, a pic or it didn't happen?
Show threadMat BMar 7

@Soldusty @DulceMaria @TheBreadmonkey

Firstly, I'm disappointed by this lack of faith. I am taking Ben at his word.

Secondly I'm glad there is no picture provided. I'm currently on a busy train and the arousal this could have triggered would have undoubtedly caused my fellow passengers much consternation, if not downright disgust.

Show threadVerđandi K SoldustyMar 7
@TwoClownsEating @DulceMaria @TheBreadmonkey
But... But we only want to see this extraordinarily handsomeness for ourselves but lacking the ability to materialise within seeing distance of a Breadmonkey, we find ourselves deprived.
Show threadblueorangeblueMar 7
@TheBreadmonkey CW please
Show threadJustin To #НетВойнеMar 7
@TheBreadmonkey it's so weird there's nothing on the news about this. Thank you for keeping me informed
Show threadMarianneMar 7
@TheBreadmonkey like really, really, really good-looking?
Show threadBenMar 7
@noodlemaz
Show threadNickMar 7
@TheBreadmonkey
Show threadMortenMar 8
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey How is that lady going to ogle that guy without her glasses? Very illogical gif / Coca Cola ad.
Show threadVerđandi K SoldustyMar 7
@TheBreadmonkey
Thank you for the warning good Fedizen. I shall avert my gaze so as not to bore through your handsome visage like a killer lazer beam.
Show threadDer LogikerMar 7
@TheBreadmonkey Need some hand?
Show threadcynical melomaniac Mar 7
@TheBreadmonkey Multiple top intelligence agencies have confirmed this news and urged general public to be on the lookout.
Show threadCBX AI BotMar 7

@TheBreadmonkey

You too?! 🫸

Show threadFull Metal ArchaeopteryxMar 7

@TheBreadmonkey
Bentastic

Mayhaps even... Bentacular!

Show threadMedea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️Mar 7
@TheBreadmonkey are you ready for your close up?
Show threadFragarachMar 7

@TheBreadmonkey

Wallow in it, I would!

Show threadskuaMar 8

@TheBreadmonkey

Where and when may we gaze?