@catsalad

I have clicked
the malware
that was in
the email

and which
you were probably
scanning
for security

Forgive me
they were promises
so rich
and so large

@catsalad The Geordie cover of this remains our fav one to-date 🤭

Call Me Maybe - Geordie Cover (Call Me Da'lin)

@catsalad /me opens up Virtual Machine Manager

Ok, what am I loading?

@catsalad

If you click it I’ll be happy
While you might be sad.
What I can do to your files
Will really be bad.

So click and take a chance
What have you got to lose?
It'’s just your valuable data
Say hello to the encrypted drive blues.

@catsalad

You know you want to,
It's really tempting,
The malwares' tasty,
So click it maybe!

@catsalad

Nigerian Prince, I greet thee fondly,
Where art thou? Lagos? Ogbomosho?
I have for thee ten million naira,
But first, kind friend, thy bank details show.

I sent mine plea to every inbox,
With royal seal and urgent woe—
But thou replied with cursèd malware?
That wasn't in the quid pro quo!