justdaveisfineI was told it would be a cultural experience
https://piefed.social/c/lemmyshitpost/p/1850865/i-was-told-it-would-be-a-cultural-experience
PricklesthemagicfishAmericans are so fucking dumb its embarrassing.
You’ve clearly never experienced the jerky counter at Buc-ee’s.
More seriously: if you happen to be in Texas, and you’re driving somewhere, and you go by one, it’s amusing to check out. And the jerky selection is bonkers, and they make it all, so it’s super fresh and great quality. But yeah, overall, it’s a bit hilariously overblown. The cult following is a bit much.
Jerky… Counter?
Goddamnit, yet another reason to visit a country right at the time I’d probably get arrested on the way in.
Sterile_TechniqueGet some peppered and call it a day. None of the others compare.
Pavidus
MinnesotaGoddam
Dammit you weren’t supposed to make me like them. I don’t even eat jerky
I have jerked off on a counter yes.
Funny thats what I told your mother on the counter lol.
are you capable of doing math?
Does math matter when you lose and they kill us all?
Clean as fuck bathrooms, pretty decent bbq, affordable snacks, jerky for days, cheapest ice you will find, they pay their employees a fair wage…
We are dumb, but not because of this.
Hell yeah brother america is great again enjoy trump you deserve it.
The gimmick is we have gas stations in 2026. Whoa what if we built a gas station across the street from a gas station. Whoa what if we build a gas station so big you couldn’t see the gas station across the street! And there was a walmart inside to sell us slop. And the shitters are clean and the doors provide privacy. Yeah im laughing at you all.
thenextguy
One of two things in South Dakota
MintyFreshWall drug!
Old timers: …
Wall drug: Free water!
Old timers: 🤯🤯🤯
Why are they called that??? XD
The only reason I stop at Buc-ees when I’m driving past is because they actually clean the bathrooms. Worst part of many road trips is stopping at normal gas stations where the bathroom hasn’t been touched by a cleaning product in a very long time.
Exactly.
It’s always an unknown factor at other places. Some of them you feel like you are taking your life in your own hands.
But Buc-ees is always a guaranteed a clean experience.
Oh I get it the culture that smears shit off their asshole with paper is concerned with a certain level of hygienic lol.
I mean… What are they supposed to do, oh wise one?
XPortable bidets are an option. The toilet paper is then used just to dry off.
I just take my asshole off and put a new one on why don’t you do that /s
I dont know maybe a mega corporation will have your best interest in mind come out with epstein paper, made from clean baby skin to use?
Probably more dont get me started on the shit hands.
I dunno’ what the problem is. You cannot get syphilis if it’s just your piss hitting the toilet and surrounding area.
Pretty sure the whole idea of getting an STD from toilet seats is just people cheating and blaming a random toilet as an excuse.
It was a big scare in the 80s and 90s. People were spreading rumors that you could get HIV from the toilet seat after merely using the toilet after someone with AIDS, no bodily fluid exchange necessary. I was taught that in fifth grade health. We had a guest teacher the first day. The second and third days, we did not have a guest teacher, we had the vice principal. Someone else had also told the administration that bullshit we had been taught and the guest teacher was dismissed.
So like, I don’t know what the rumors were in the 70s, but in the late 80s it was AIDS.
fratermusHow’s their stall door sitiation
They have German-style stall doors where even your feet are not visible from outside
Yeah. The one by my apartment had a tortilla press… That and hot sauce was my midnight snack
I’ve never been in one, but family brought home some of their “beaver nuggets” and I really couldn’t believe how disgustingly delicious they were. Basically they are big crunchy sugary things that taste a lot like plain Capn’ Crunch, but they go down by the handful way to easily.
A friend told me if you want to be really decadent you can eat them in a bowl with some milk like breakfast cereal.
I had the beaver nuggets for the first time this past summer…I found that they got even better a few days later as they got just ever so slightly stale…it gave them this wonderful “al dente” texture!
Okay… Have you thought about putting capn crunch in the air fryer before the milk? Is that what that is? We don’t have bucees here
DarkPassengerI hate Buc-ees but they do have clean bathrooms and they always have working EV chargers
I used to pit stop at the original buccees for the nice bathrooms back in the day. Small place, nice bathrooms, a little kitsch.
Then they did the new ones. I am from here and they still completely astound me. The jerky is good though so I stop and get a supply about once a year. Then I am shocked when they scream about brisket.
Boomer Humor DoomergodSheetz gang where you at?
Same draw, you know it’ll have a clean bathroom. I don’t think they have any overlapping areas though.
The D QuuuuuillSWVA and NC have both now
Here, cheap gas and good wages for the workers. I’m on the other side of the country now, but I miss it. Though apparently wawa is now invading ohio as well
This aggression shall not stand. We need a Sheetz in Newark.