Americans are so fucking dumb its embarrassing.

You’ve clearly never experienced the jerky counter at Buc-ee’s.

More seriously: if you happen to be in Texas, and you’re driving somewhere, and you go by one, it’s amusing to check out. And the jerky selection is bonkers, and they make it all, so it’s super fresh and great quality. But yeah, overall, it’s a bit hilariously overblown. The cult following is a bit much.

Jerky… Counter?

Goddamnit, yet another reason to visit a country right at the time I’d probably get arrested on the way in.

Get some peppered and call it a day. None of the others compare.
How you gonna just ignore Bohemian Garlic like that?!
Wut
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If you’re a jerky lover, Buc-ee’s is nothing short of paradise. Known for offering one of the widest selections of beef jerky in the U.S., this Texas-based

Dammit you weren’t supposed to make me like them. I don’t even eat jerky