Americans are so fucking dumb its embarrassing.

You’ve clearly never experienced the jerky counter at Buc-ee’s.

More seriously: if you happen to be in Texas, and you’re driving somewhere, and you go by one, it’s amusing to check out. And the jerky selection is bonkers, and they make it all, so it’s super fresh and great quality. But yeah, overall, it’s a bit hilariously overblown. The cult following is a bit much.

I have jerked off on a counter yes.
Funny thats what I told your mother on the counter lol.