The only reason I stop at Buc-ees when I’m driving past is because they actually clean the bathrooms. Worst part of many road trips is stopping at normal gas stations where the bathroom hasn’t been touched by a cleaning product in a very long time.

Exactly.

It’s always an unknown factor at other places. Some of them you feel like you are taking your life in your own hands.

But Buc-ees is always a guaranteed a clean experience.

Oh I get it the culture that smears shit off their asshole with paper is concerned with a certain level of hygienic lol.
I mean… What are they supposed to do, oh wise one?
Portable bidets are an option. The toilet paper is then used just to dry off.
Portable Bidet Travel Large Capacity 450ml(15oz) Personal Toilet Handheld Blue - Amazon.com

Portable Bidet Travel Large Capacity 450ml(15oz) Personal Toilet Handheld Blue - Amazon.com

I just take my asshole off and put a new one on why don’t you do that /s
I dont know maybe a mega corporation will have your best interest in mind come out with epstein paper, made from clean baby skin to use?