JA WestenbergMar 6
Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
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@Daojoan there's a meme for that
but also a server failure, meme follows
Mar 6 at 10:59amWeb
Show threadPaul HarrisonMar 6
@hanscees @Daojoan
Show thread~nMar 6
@hanscees @Daojoan "It's not 'dog'ā€¦ it is 'Senior Branch Retrieval Manager'"
Show threadSam Van Horne, Ph.D.Mar 6
@nblr @hanscees @Daojoan And Iā€™m merely Assistant to the Branch Manager
Show threadMark LynchMar 6
@hanscees @Daojoan as the owner of a black Labrador who religiously chases *every* squirrel in the local park on every visit, I find this relatable šŸ˜€
Show threadAdam HayMar 8
@mark_f_lynch @hanscees @Daojoan I have a 'razor focused spherical object acquisition manager who takes every opportunity to seek engagement and make new connections'
Show threadAlbert CardonaMar 6

@hanscees @Daojoan

Least we forget that #LinkedIn is owned by #MicroSlop , formerly #Microsoft