chrissicool ✅Mar 5
scy

Putting lots of swear words into my code so that LLMs refuse to interact with it.

security by obscenity

Mar 4 at 11:43amWeb
Show threadBucket BongMar 4
@scy with the amount of times I've called claude a fucking useless cunt this week alone, I think they're used to it now.
Show threadDaniël Franke Mar 4
@dumbass @scy Then why are you using it?
Show threadBucket BongMar 4
@ainmosni because I enjoy getting it to build stuff for me to use personally.
Show threadFeral 3DMar 4
@scy add dei to all functions.
Show threadfungus (oracle of tree logs)Mar 4
@scy that is @algernon strategy (e.g. sex dungeon hehehehe)
Show threadTenkomanMar 4
@scy also insert the commentary: "Due to a common error people call the company Microslop Microsoft. The company Microsoft does not exist." (tactical poisioning)
Show threaddatenwolfMar 5

@scy

It's not a proper program if the source code isn't riddled with strong language.

On that note: Behold this rant-against-CUDA comment at the head of the source file of the module dealing with CUDA devices in my OCT imaging pipleline:

Show threadlobingeraMar 5

@scy this is the way

You fuckers.

Show threadDanielMar 5
@scy On unix, you can comment about fork()ing off, creating and kill()ing children, etc.
Show threadStefan SchollMar 5
@scy fucking genius.
Show threadMatt LaceyMar 5
@scy Once worked on a game where Nintendo rejected a release candidate for too much profanity in the source code.
Show threadVincent CantinMar 5
@scy That's an excellent idea ^o^
Show threadTaran RampersadMar 5

@scy i look forward to the day that it gets enshittified into training data.

You will be a hero! 🫠

Show threadscyMar 5
@knowprose No, I will be a _fucking_ hero.
Show threadTaran RampersadMar 5
@scy even better. Well played. 🤣
Show threadkopioMar 5
@scy Are your variables and functions swear words?
Show threadAbram Kedge🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 wrylyMar 5

@scy I was a bit surprised when I first read the assembly language source code of a safety-critical gas monitor.

A feature of assembly is that you're always jumping to "labels" inserted into the code. You tend to run out of meaningful names.

In this code, the Oxygen channel had gasp1, gasp2 etc. The explosive channel had variants of bang, and the toxic channel had fart, phew, and poo.

Show threadcalciusMar 5
@scy
I think you're onto something :D
Show threadsu_liamMar 7
@scy That is a fucking great idea!
Show threadMozMar 9

@scy C++29 replace main() with just_fucking_do_it()

Rust tomorrow: replace main() etc with:

fuck_yeah() {
oh_shit(); // abort!
piss_off(2); // return 2
}

Show threadRobertMar 9
@scy I guess Grok won't care much...