Benty-BFor those of you not terminally online, I bring you news of an escalating hamburger CEO war, which started with the CEO of McDonald's doing a video that went viral of him eating their new burger, which he called 'product', took a tiny nibble of and appeared not to enjoy it. The the King (Burger King) got involved and did a similar video where the CEO took a hearty bite out of one of their Whoppers. I regret to inform you that (sir this is a) Wendy's CEO has now got involved and done a video of him demolishing a burger then dipping fries in milkshake and consuming with gusto. What is next? John Eckbert, the CEO of 5 guys Meg Ryan When Harry Met Sally orgasming over their premium burger? The KFC Colonel doing a Man Vs Food with whatever it is they sell in those buckets? Calm down, CEOs. We know you eat alfalfa and sleep in bacta tanks - stop trying to human.
Phil Haigh@TheBreadmonkey Fast Food CEO vs Food is the new YouTube channel I’m here for.
@TheBreadmonkey “In round two the CEOs will be given a product from a rival in anonymised packaging and scored on how well they identify the brand and the product. Let’s hope we don’t have another milkshake mistaken for ketchup like last week, huh?”
🇨🇦 Little-k
Wulfy—Speaker to the machinesIn round three, we combine "Will it blend?" with "Country mechanics" and see which lunch product meal tray emulsified will drive a diesel tractor furthest.