What phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?

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What phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud? - Lemmy.World

For me it’s saying, “we can’t joke about anything anymore”. Sirens go off immediately 🚨

Corporate jargon outside the office. Hell, even in the office when it’s over the top.
Ping me when you circle back to this, we might surface more examples.
  • bandwidth
  • surface
  • pingu

antarctic base radio operator !

I hate pinging. My ping is 345,600,000ms.
4 days?
lmao yes my whole job is sending fuckin emails and I haven’t seen inbox zero during the entirety of the 20s.
We need to synergize on Lemmy more, and increase our networking.
Let’s touch base to synchronize at a quick standup lunch, yeah?
Put that issue in the parking lot…
yeah i had a couple people in my life would who talk to you like this and I just stopped interacting with them. It was so obnoxious.
Do you even grindset, bro
Sigma, at least.
are those people even people?
yes. they are the type of people who work 80 hours a week and treat their job as their identity/religion/family.

“Maybe you feel the need to compensate, but that doesn’t mean everyone does.”

For real though, that’s bizarre. It’s okay to not perform at 100% all the time, that’s how you fast track to burn-out. Thank goodness my workplace isn’t of the “grind employees until they’re dust” mentality. Last time I showed signs of work stress, my boss actually sat with me to plan out some mental health days for the coming months.

That’s why you need the corporate translator

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When You Need A Translator At Work 🐟 Office Animation Meme | Original Audio: @mikemancusi

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