What phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?

https://lemmy.world/post/43866445

What phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud? - Lemmy.World

For me it’s saying, “we can’t joke about anything anymore”. Sirens go off immediately 🚨

Corporate jargon outside the office. Hell, even in the office when it’s over the top.
Ping me when you circle back to this, we might surface more examples.
I hate pinging. My ping is 345,600,000ms.
4 days?
lmao yes my whole job is sending fuckin emails and I haven’t seen inbox zero during the entirety of the 20s.