I entered my name in a drawing for a small JCB. I work in web design and have never driven a JCB, but it is fun to imagine doing so while making "brrm brrm" noises. The wife was unamused and unimpressed. I tell myself she loves me and the JCB won't. But I still covet the JCB.
@fesshole You entered your name in a drawing?
@Eetschrijver @fesshole yes, and then a lot of words that state that the fessor wants to drive a big truck.
@stinerman @fesshole Well, whatever.