the bad neighbor has loudly announced to the building group chat that they would rather block fiber internet installation to all 36 units indefinitely than allow a technician into their apartment for five minutes, as they have a god-given right to privacy

so how many skeletons do you think we're talking?

multiple replies suggesting it's a sex dungeon and if that's ACTUALLY what they're hung up about that's incredibly funny because we literally live IN AMSTERDAM, THE PUBLIC SEX DUNGEON CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
several months ago, a personal container of cocaine was found in the lobby. I didn't worry/care about whose stupid cocaine it was. But I am now envisioning that the bad neighbor is so defensive because they have an apartment absolutely crammed to the gills with cocaine. so much cocaine that they can't possibly hide it from a 20yo technician who has fifty-seven more apartments to connect today. they'll open the utility closet and be crushed by cocaine
@0xabad1dea surely it'd have to be worse than drugs, right? nobody is gonna bother reporting drugs.

@sdubinsky funny additional lore: Amsterdam runs a public safety announcement about how you should report drug labs in your apartment building because they're prone to exploding.

it was filmed in our building.

the neighbor in question was a pain about it

@0xabad1dea the plot thickens