Kristi Noem is reportedly considering sleeping over in Americanโ€™s homes (whether or not they want her to) just so she can violate the 3rd Amendment too, and have a matched set of violated Amendments.

#USpol #BillOfRights #noem

@davidaugust The real challenges will be the Seventh and Twenty-Third, but I like the enthusiasm.

@count_01 she may have already broken the 7th by denying due process so often, an DHS under her guidance disenfranchising the voters in DC seems entirely in her wheelhouse ๐Ÿ˜ณ

They do have national guard deployed there still, so theyโ€™re ready to summarily execute the American People in the Nationโ€™s Capitol. <miller relishes the opportunity>

@davidaugust I won't argue they've got the Fifth and Sixth covered, but the Seventh? The Guard would need pretty specific orders to deny someone the right to a jury trial in civil suits.
@count_01 DHS/ICE/CBP is taking people to detention centers (concentration camps) and holding them for months with zero due process (no court dates, nothing). Weโ€™re already there.
@davidaugust I think you are misunderstanding me. Due process rights are the Fifth Amendment. The Seventh is not a due process right; it preserves the right to have a jury hear your lawsuit when you sue the government for the denial of due process.
@count_01 ah. I see. I think youโ€™re right, I was misunderstanding. Thank you for clarifying so my slow mind could catch up. Yes, she might have a challenge breaking the 7th then. But Iโ€™m convinced sheโ€™ll try.
@davidaugust @Nerde Sheโ€™s not going to be happy with the accommodations at my house
@billd @Nerde we just gotta hide our dogs and goats from her. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

@davidaugust Don't take a chance -- she'll find them. We'll secure them in my backyard till she slinks back to her lair.

@billd @Nerde

@davidaugust

That is the tough one, right there.

@davidaugust So she wants to โ€œsleep aroundโ€ โ€ฆ nobody wants to have to see what that thing looks like in the morning.
@davidaugust The hottest new housing trend this year is going to be a jail cell against the door in the foyer, so any unwanted visitors find themselves bursting into their own prison. Ikea will sell a netted version for apartments.

@smutmag oh my gosh yes!

*federal agents, trying to kidnap, swing a batterjng ram toward the door*

Customs and border patrol!

*they find themselves rushing into a prison cell, complete with bunks, sink, toilet and barred window. Another set of bars snap into place where the door they bursted through was*

@davidaugust

what the actual fuck?!? ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿคฌ

@PandaChronicle ๐Ÿ˜

@davidaugust

Well, at least she's been fired from DHS, but they seem to have given her a consolation appointment.

@PandaChronicle And may have given her access and reason to go to non-extradition countries? No...they wouldn't do that. ๐Ÿ˜ณ