David August ❌👑Kristi Noem is reportedly considering sleeping over in American’s homes (whether or not they want her to) just so she can violate the 3rd Amendment too, and have a matched set of violated Amendments.
SmutMagDotArt@davidaugust The hottest new housing trend this year is going to be a jail cell against the door in the foyer, so any unwanted visitors find themselves bursting into their own prison. Ikea will sell a netted version for apartments.
@smutmag oh my gosh yes!
*federal agents, trying to kidnap, swing a batterjng ram toward the door*
Customs and border patrol!
*they find themselves rushing into a prison cell, complete with bunks, sink, toilet and barred window. Another set of bars snap into place where the door they bursted through was*
