Honey? I've got this globus in my throat, can you have a look?

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In the beginning, before creation, there was darkness. Please turn off your phone, or at least set it to silent mode.

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Night, Day... and Air?

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Pandora's Jar.... now in disco floor colours!

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oh man the piece of the jar clearly hanging on a wire.... fantastic

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These Christian creation myths are getting really weird, gang.

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Jupiter has some lovely grill marks!

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The world of mortal men is facing its hour of distinction.... time to fire the quad laser, gang!

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A body forged in the forge of a thousand suns - so, an Easy-Bake oven?

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"Here, Lou, hold this shield in front of your crotch as we spin you around."

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Lou is the Chinese clone of Hercules

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Wow, that was a delayed reaction to that arrow...

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I see the princess has a strategic panel covering her inner calves.

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Sostratus?

Sostratos of Aegina, son of Laodamus, is reported by Herodotus as a famous merchant in the sixth century BC Hellenic world - indeed to have gained "the biggest profit any Greek trader we have reliable information about has ever made from his cargo"

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The baby sailed along the river, mile after mile, tacking and rowing, avoiding the rapids...

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"Put that back in the river."

"All right?" awww, do I have to?

"All right." yeah yeah whatever...

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Wait, is she the Starbucks mermaid????

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Go on, baby Lou! Hulk up!

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No! Not Sifl and Olly!

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that hourglass... can me only ONE thing:

Space Days Of Our Lives!

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Meanwhile at the angry banana tree.....

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lemme guess... he sold really shitty copper?

@wohali actually that'd be a sick way to give that reminder in a movie theater

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