LOU!
Honey? I've got this globus in my throat, can you have a look?
In the beginning, before creation, there was darkness. Please turn off your phone, or at least set it to silent mode.
Night, Day... and Air?
Pandora's Jar.... now in disco floor colours!
oh man the piece of the jar clearly hanging on a wire.... fantastic
These Christian creation myths are getting really weird, gang.
Jupiter has some lovely grill marks!
The world of mortal men is facing its hour of distinction.... time to fire the quad laser, gang!
A body forged in the forge of a thousand suns - so, an Easy-Bake oven?
"Here, Lou, hold this shield in front of your crotch as we spin you around."
Lou is the Chinese clone of Hercules