LOU!
Honey? I've got this globus in my throat, can you have a look?
In the beginning, before creation, there was darkness. Please turn off your phone, or at least set it to silent mode.
Night, Day... and Air?
Pandora's Jar.... now in disco floor colours!
oh man the piece of the jar clearly hanging on a wire.... fantastic
These Christian creation myths are getting really weird, gang.
Jupiter has some lovely grill marks!
The world of mortal men is facing its hour of distinction.... time to fire the quad laser, gang!
A body forged in the forge of a thousand suns - so, an Easy-Bake oven?
"Here, Lou, hold this shield in front of your crotch as we spin you around."
Lou is the Chinese clone of Hercules
Wow, that was a delayed reaction to that arrow...
I see the princess has a strategic panel covering her inner calves.
Sostratus?
Sostratos of Aegina, son of Laodamus, is reported by Herodotus as a famous merchant in the sixth century BC Hellenic world - indeed to have gained "the biggest profit any Greek trader we have reliable information about has ever made from his cargo"
lemme guess... he sold really shitty copper?