Ben
Oh COME ON
Mar 1 at 10:16pmWeb
Show threadBenMar 1

Knew I'd seen this journo before

https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/115580939435053677

Ben really (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image (I wish my brain didn't work like this but it does and there's nothing I can do about it) This is exactly how one of the Hairy Bikers (RIP DM) would pronounce 'Hairy Biker'

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Show threadMichael GemarMar 1
@TheBreadmonkey It’s a shame Bowie can’t see this.
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESMar 1

@michaelgemar @TheBreadmonkey

maybe it is bowie, reincarnated

Show threadIan K TindaleMar 2
@michaelgemar @TheBreadmonkey

RE: toot.pikopublish.ing/notes/ahcjrcett75sa866
Show threadNullMar 1
@TheBreadmonkey Alien arachnophobia
Show threadwoe2youMar 1
@TheBreadmonkey
Show threadTony ByrneMar 1
@TheBreadmonkey <checks watch> Nope not 1st April yet. <shrugs>
Show threadNickMar 1
@TheBreadmonkey If they just eat Elon first, I’m sure we’ll all get along splendidly.
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESMar 1

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey

"Elon Musk" sounds like the name of a leader of a Martian civilization of spiders though

Show threadwoe2youMar 2

@benroyce @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Not what springs to my mind, tbh..

Elon Musk is the new fragrance from Fuckitoff, with notes of ketamine, inadequacy and midlife crisis.

Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESMar 2
@woe2you @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey 😂
Show threadGavinMar 1
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey The last thing we need is Martian spiders on ketamine. 🤣
Show threadNigel Moss 🌻Mar 2
@gavin57 @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Martian Spiders On Ketamine definitely played one of the smaller stages at Glastonbury in the early 1990s
Show threadNickMar 2
@nigenet @gavin57 @TheBreadmonkey Oh yeah, I think White Pugs On Dope played that year too.
Show threadDark Matter ZineMar 1
@TheBreadmonkey
Show threadOne Tired Dad 🤦👶🤦‍♀️Mar 1
@TheBreadmonkey Marsachnophobia
Show threadJules she/herMar 1
@TheBreadmonkey I for one welcome our new Martian spider overlords, they can hardly make a bigger balls up of things than our current world leaders are managing
Show thread🐕Mar 1
@TheBreadmonkey "looks like spiderwebs when viewed from orbit" apparently, for anyone who might be wondering about the size.
Show threadkwayk42Mar 1
@TheBreadmonkey pretty sure they've made movies about this exact thing already. Next thing you know, they're gonna want to bring some back to earth to 'study'
Show threadcalciusMar 2
@kwayk42 @TheBreadmonkey
oh you just know Musk will want in on that
Show threadSpacecat🐈‍⬛Mar 1
@TheBreadmonkey wake me up when the mars spiders have a spaceship.
Show threadzipkid - Breaker of SystemsMar 2
@spacecat @TheBreadmonkey They ordered an Uber, Musk is sending it over....
Show threadmillennial fulcrumMar 2
@TheBreadmonkey
Show thread(dubious) opinion haver Mar 2
@TheBreadmonkey Isn’t that a Doctor Who episode?
Show threadMedea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️Mar 2

@farah @TheBreadmonkey

It’s the second coming
Of Ziggy Stardust
And The Spiders From Mars

Show threadPastor of MuppetsMar 2
@TheBreadmonkey we should probably inspect these very closely
Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodon™Mar 2
@TheBreadmonkey big things going on at dunkeltaler array
Show threadBenMar 2

@GroupNebula563

https://voicesofthevoid.wiki.gg/wiki/Dunkeltaler_Forest

Dunkeltaler Forest

The Dunkeltaler Forest is a national park and forest in the Swiss Alps on Earth, It serves as the main setting of Voices of the Void.

Voices of the Void Wiki
Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodon™Mar 2
@TheBreadmonkey it's a good game, you should play it :P
Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodon™Mar 2
@TheBreadmonkey https://itch.io/t/5694625/shadow-test-access-check-here-info
[Shadow Test Access] <----- !CHECK HERE INFO! - "Voices Of The Void" Pre-Alpha community

Trying the new access method for "Test Shadow Builds", separating them from the main page to ease off the confusion. Get the test builds here: Link: https://mrdrnose.itch.io/votvsbz Password: i am awa

itch.io
Show threadBob ThomsonMar 2
@TheBreadmonkey If they can’t work Ziggy into the taxonomy of this at some point, they should be ashamed of themselves.
Show thread√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)Mar 2
@TheBreadmonkey I'm not saying it's aliens--*you* are!
Show threadSimon dē Gulielmō 🐧Mar 2
@TheBreadmonkey Does anyone have 'being invaded by giant Martian spiders' on their bingo card for this year?
Show threadAnnaMar 2
@simonwilliamson @TheBreadmonkey didn't have "anticipating with a sense of profound relief being invaded by giant Martian spiders" before, but knowing it's a possibility I do now
Show threadSci Fi Brickyards 🚀Mar 2
@TheBreadmonkey
Okie dokie 🙃
Show threadFlorian 'floe' EchtlerMar 2
@TheBreadmonkey but you have to admit, this timeline really delivers on the fuckups 👌
Show threadCycling StuMar 2
@TheBreadmonkey David Bowie strikes up!
Show threadAegirMar 2
@TheBreadmonkey Nasa are so dull, they didn't mention spider eggs at ALL. https://www.nasa.gov/missions/mars-science-laboratory/curiosity-rover/nasas-curiosity-rover-sees-martian-spiderwebs-up-close/
NASA’s Curiosity Rover Sees Martian ‘Spiderwebs’ Up Close - NASA

For about six months, NASA’s Curiosity Mars rover has been exploring a region full of geologic formations called boxwork, low ridges standing roughly 3 to 6

NASA
Show threadCuriousMar 2
@TheBreadmonkey
Ben, you know too much.
Toot Transmission time to Mars is 22 minutes.
I see Martian spider eggs being gestated by the Ben host in your future. . .
Show threadMimMar 2
@TheBreadmonkey Now at a radio telescope near you: Reform members queueing up to shout at them across the void of space.
Show threadTobias 🌒🌕🌘Mar 2
@TheBreadmonkey Spiders? Fine. Eggs, possibly? Okay. Webs. Hmmm. What are they designed to trap?
Show threadBenMar 2

@catdad

Space flies

Show threadReayMar 2
@TheBreadmonkey @purplepadma All the more reason to send Musk there.
Show threadGina WMar 2

@reay @TheBreadmonkey @purplepadma

💯