FTonsilStonesUS man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness
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Jo MiranI’ve seen dick as long as my foot and as thin as my toe. Lance dick.
Does anyone enjoy long and thin?
Ducks?
Don’t Google “duck penis.”
JackbyDevinjection penis
𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆Intraosseous insemination
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Ricky RigatoniIn the words of Ron White, “I might not hit bottom, but I’m gonna stretch out the sides”.
Cheese wheel.
“It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it works out for him.”
potoooooooo ✅️It’s a smart way to get your micropenis out there.
He said he went in the opposite direction in part to speak out against the oft-invoked notion that people who have road rage, park incorrectly or drive “jacked-up trucks” do so because they are overcompensating for having micropenises.
“In reality,” Phillips said, “I believe that has nothing to do with it.”
Bro I know you got a micro-penis but you ain’t gotta cock-block our jokes like that
can you cockblock a micro penis? feels like it’d be too small, it’d get around you like the golden snitch. Dude could have penetrative sex with the dimple on a golfball.
ok I’ll stop
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VaalaVasaVardeWe don’t care about the size, now we want to know if he has chosen F350 or Hummer for support.
Luminous5481 "Lawless Heathen" [they/them]that’s boomers, this is a millennial so it would be a Cybertruck or Tesla
He sounds like a decent emphatic person, that’s willing to please his lovers, so I doubt he will choose tesla.
If engine size is inversely proportionate to penis length, what does that say about cyclists?
Talk about cocky.
dan1101He literally addresses this at the end of the article.
The hangover 2 when Chow was passed out under a bunch of shit on the floor and the wolf pack is like “What is that? Is it a mushroom?”
A smaller penis is actually preferable as it’s easier to have your partner deepthroat. Meanwhile I’m over here only getting half stimulated. You know dude has a mean cunnilingus game.
Midnight WolfTrade you my totally average one. Hell, I’d go construction dump-truck size if it didn’t risk passing out the microsecond that I started getting horny.
Guys who are hung are lucky, and ones who complain about it don’t know how good they have it.
Everyone has micropenis until proven otherwise.
O.o not sure where either of those came from but alright chief
Deepthroat? Can you even feel something on…that?
I like his moxy
Damn, that’s impressively small. Also bro’s got some confidence, respect.
Aint got much dick, but dude has balls.
By way of metaphor and ratio! Dude’s packing confidence and balls
PixeIOrangeYeah if he is correct I wouldn’t want to shout that out myself but congrats on him for bringing awareness to an issue that I’m sure many men’s lives have been worse for. Not like we can control the size of any body part but it would make for difficult relationships. Yes I know size isn’t everything but that’s a bit different category of issue is all.
NKBTNI think the full phrase is “size isn’t everything, its how you use it” but bro has nothing to use. As disabilities go, its one of the easier ones to have - able bodied and normal-looking with all five senses. It sucks that he misses out on sexual relationships, but so do loads of people with much worse conditions.
I’m not sure he misses out on sexual relationships at all though. Strap ons are a thing, and can be very effective (ask a lesbian, or a trans man!) and there are LOTS of ways to have sex that don’t involve the traditional act people tend to reduce it down to.
Also, disabled people also have sex. The idea that they don’t is ableist AF.
The worst part is probably all the small dick jokes. I know that would fuck with me.
Also when you get older sometimes even as a guy you may not be able to perform, it happens. So as long as you have an understanding partner you can get around those times. Mean I’m unsure on actual performance issues but really penis in vagina, while most common (I think?) is only a bit of what couples can do for fun in that area. Hell I think there’s so much more besides that but not for this topic.
quick_snailHe said he was in a good relationship recently
He said he was in a good relationship recently