FTonsilStonesFeb 28

US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness

https://lemmy.ca/post/61115473

US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness - Lemmy.ca

> North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

Show threadVaalaVasaVarde
We don’t care about the size, now we want to know if he has chosen F350 or Hummer for support.
Feb 28 at 7:46pmWeb
Show threadLuminous5481 "Lawless Heathen" [they/them]Feb 28
that’s boomers, this is a millennial so it would be a Cybertruck or Tesla
Show threadVaalaVasaVardeMar 1
He sounds like a decent emphatic person, that’s willing to please his lovers, so I doubt he will choose tesla.
Show thread𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆Feb 28

If engine size is inversely proportionate to penis length, what does that say about cyclists?

Talk about cocky.

Show threadcynarFeb 28

2 words, cycling shorts.

They leave very little to the imagination…

Show threaddan1101Feb 28
RAM or GMC 3500HD also add virtual inches.
Show threadCmdrShepard49Mar 1
He literally addresses this at the end of the article.