FTonsilStonesFeb 28

US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness

https://lemmy.ca/post/61115473

US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness - Lemmy.ca

> North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

Show threadTomtits
How wide is it though
Feb 28 at 6:47pmWeb
Show threadJo MiranFeb 28

I’ve seen dick as long as my foot and as thin as my toe. Lance dick.

Does anyone enjoy long and thin?

Show threadSpaceNoodleFeb 28
Ducks?
Show threadJo MiranFeb 28

Ducks?

Show threadSpaceNoodleFeb 28
Don’t Google “duck penis.”
Show threadDeaconFeb 28
I like to think of them as little impellers.
Show threadJackbyDevMar 1

🍾

Edit: That was supposed to be a corkscrew joke but sparkling wine doesn’t need a corkscrew. Oops.

Show threadmacaw_dean_settleMar 1
Yeah, use a better search like Bing or duckduckgo. googol sucks and was never any good.
Show threadforwhomthecattollsFeb 28
injection penis
Show thread𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆Feb 28
Intraosseous insemination
Show threadFackCursMar 1
Ah the one that makes you feel like you’re getting stabbed in the coochy
Show threadORbituaryFeb 28
Tuna can dimensions.
Show threadJo MiranFeb 28

Red Stripe peen

Show threadRicky RigatoniFeb 28
Would
Show threadHideakikarateFeb 28
In the words of Ron White, “I might not hit bottom, but I’m gonna stretch out the sides”.
Show threadFackCursMar 1
The chode!
Show threadmacaw_dean_settleMar 1
Cheese wheel.