US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness

https://lemmy.ca/post/61115473

US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness - Lemmy.ca

> North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

How wide is it though

I’ve seen dick as long as my foot and as thin as my toe. Lance dick.

Does anyone enjoy long and thin?

Ducks?

Ducks?

Don’t Google “duck penis.”
I like to think of them as little impellers.

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Edit: That was supposed to be a corkscrew joke but sparkling wine doesn’t need a corkscrew. Oops.

Yeah, use a better search like Bing or duckduckgo. googol sucks and was never any good.
Ah the one that makes you feel like you’re getting stabbed in the coochy