myrmepropagandistWhy are there usb ports on the microwave?
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StealthyTango@futurebird if you plug the left one into the right one, the power goes round in circles providing unlimited free cooking - so long as you don't open the door and let the microwave escape.
So. Bad news.
I opened the door and the microwave is under the couch in the teacher's lounge. Ideas to get it back in the box and heating my rice again?
Martin Owens 
Microwaves can be enticed out by microsurfboards and tiny tiny coloured shirts.
Moss Wizard@futurebird employee lounge microwaves are especially fond of fish
The Human Capybara@futurebird @StealthyTango Did you try luring it out with a frozen Hot Pocket?
Landa 
@aSweetGentleman
Yes hot pockets work almost every time.
@futurebird, if your microwave doesn’t feel hungry, you can try to call nearby scout groups.
One of them is bound to have a waveguide who will surely help you.
@futurebird "Micro"waves are, of course, very small (which is why the holes are so small in the door screen). So, they are easily intimidated by larger waves. Your best bet is to scare it back in with a really big wave. Do you happen to know 110,000 Mexicans? https://www.topendsports.com/rob/spectators/starting-the-wave/
Howard Cohen@StealthyTango @futurebird seems legit
It's simple physics.