myrmepropagandistWhy are there usb ports on the microwave?
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StealthyTango@futurebird if you plug the left one into the right one, the power goes round in circles providing unlimited free cooking - so long as you don't open the door and let the microwave escape.
So. Bad news.
I opened the door and the microwave is under the couch in the teacher's lounge. Ideas to get it back in the box and heating my rice again?
@futurebird "Micro"waves are, of course, very small (which is why the holes are so small in the door screen). So, they are easily intimidated by larger waves. Your best bet is to scare it back in with a really big wave. Do you happen to know 110,000 Mexicans? https://www.topendsports.com/rob/spectators/starting-the-wave/