myrmepropagandistFeb 27

Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

wrong answers only

Show threadStealthyTangoFeb 27
@futurebird if you plug the left one into the right one, the power goes round in circles providing unlimited free cooking - so long as you don't open the door and let the microwave escape.
Show threadmyrmepropagandistFeb 27

@StealthyTango

So. Bad news.

I opened the door and the microwave is under the couch in the teacher's lounge. Ideas to get it back in the box and heating my rice again?

Show threadThe Human Capybara
@futurebird @StealthyTango Did you try luring it out with a frozen Hot Pocket?
Feb 27 at 11:32pmWeb
Show threadLanda Feb 28

@aSweetGentleman
Yes hot pockets work almost every time.

@futurebird, if your microwave doesn’t feel hungry, you can try to call nearby scout groups.
One of them is bound to have a waveguide who will surely help you.

@StealthyTango