Brandt KurowskiFeb 25
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I love the good internet crazy: https://moultano.wordpress.com/2026/02/22/the-hunt-for-dark-breakfast/
The Hunt for Dark Breakfast

With a theoretical model of breakfast, can we derive the existence of “dark breakfasts,” breakfasts that we know must exist, but have never observed?

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Feb 25 at 2:22amWeb
Show threadmhoyeFeb 25
“We do not know why the Dark Breakfast Abyss is empty. But by anthropic reasoning, we should conclude that it is empty for good reason. The International House of Pancakes is playing a dangerous game.”
Show threadShaula EvansFeb 25

@mhoye As I was reading, when I hit the Dark Breakfast Quadrant the first thing I thought of was, "IHOP!" lol

This is truly brilliant.

Show threadaburka 🫣Feb 25
@mhoye aside from the unapologetic Twitter usage and the Gemini image, this was delightful
Show threadsortius Feb 25
@mhoye I know the solution, but that wouldn't be much fun
Show threadjosh g.Feb 25
@sortius
i mean I think this is just slightly odd scrambled eggs
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Show threadsortius Feb 25
@joshg @mhoye eggs benedict
Show threadWinchell Chung ⚛🚀Feb 25

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Warship Types

https://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/spacewarship.php#winchships

Show threadMerulaMar 3
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‘Breakfast Systems à la Carte’